Does anyone of the opposite sex have the same name as you?
I know Allison used to be primarily a dude name (like Ashley), but I've never met a guy named Allison, unless you count last names. Allison is also a last name. So versatile!
Name something you dislike about the day you're having?
Well, I've only been awake for like 2.5 hours. So far all I've done is get dressed, drink coffee, have a couple cigarettes and dick around online.
Does anyone regularly - other than family - tell you they love you?
Yeah, I'm way appreciated.
How many hoodies do you own?
None.
Have you ever won a contest?
Yeah.
When you were a kid, did you like Barney?
I honestly don't remember.
Do you keep in touch with your cousins?
...Sort of. We're friends on facebook, haha.
Are you keeping a big secret right now?
No.
Do you still talk to the person you fell hardest for?
Yes.
Do you hate the last person you kissed?
Not at all! We're good friends.
Who was the last person to give you a hug?
Sam.
What's bothering you right now?
Nothing really.
Have you lost friends in the past year?
No, just tertiary folk.
How good are you feeling?
I feel pretty good considering I got very little sleep last night (been having trouble sleeping through the night recently) and haven't really done anything yet today.
When was the last time you smiled?
Like a minute ago at my tiny gay dog.
Do you wish on 11:11?
Sometimes if I notice.
Are you the youngest person living in your house?
No, Sam is. I'm her elder by three whole months.
Do you have a bad temper?
Yes. It is something I struggle with. I try very hard to control it, but I still go a little haywire sometimes.
Have you cried this week?
Yes.
Do you think there are circumstances when it's okay to wait for someone?
Yeah?
Is it easy for others to make you feel awkward?
Depends on the others, I suppose.
Last time you did something illegal?
Uh, yesterday I jaywalked.
Do you know what you are going to wear tomorrow?
Hahahahaha
Does anyone hate you for no reason?
Probably!
Last person to smoke in front of you?
Me? Or Sam, I guess.
Last person you were in a car with?
Sam and a taxi driver.
Is your life simple or complicated?
Little bit of column A, little bit of column B
Would you go back in time if you were given the chance?
Yes, absolutely. I want to be a rum runner.
Is there anybody you wish you could be with right now?
No, I'm digging my solitude right now.
Who was the last person to call you and when?
John called last night but I missed it.
Next time you travel out of the country where will it be to?
No idea, but I should renew my passport.
Without naming names, say one thing to someone:
I think you're cool! Um, that was to Tiffany because she may actually read this.
What song did you hear last?
Don't remember.
You're locked in a room with the person you last kissed, any problems?
I would enjoy that.
Is there something you wish you could tell someone but can't?
Yeah, kind of.
Who was the last person you took a picture with?
Can't remember.
If you HAD to get a tattoo where would you get it?
Collarbone/shoulder area.
If you HAD to dye your hair a color what color would it be?
Darker, richer brown. Fall's a-comin'
Anyone say they wanted to be with you forever?
Yeah, but we were idiots.
Do you look people in the eye when you talk to them?
Yeah, I don't stare unblinking or anything but it makes me uncomfortable not to make eye contact.
Have you ever liked someone older than you?
Yes.
Who was the first person you talked to today?
Sam.
Do you try hard in school?
No, but I'm trying to change that.
What's annoying you?
Stanley is barking a lot. We just got a new roommate who has a dog and they're in an adjustment period.
Did you go outside for more than 30 minutes today?
Yes. Jesus.
Have you ever licked the back of a CD to try to get it to work?::
Yeah, I think so.
Have you ever had a crush on a teacher?::
No.
What song do you want played at your funeral?::
School's Out by Alice Cooper
What would your last meal be before getting executed?::
Something made by my mom.
Beer, wine or hard liquor?::
Hard liquor.
Do you walk around the house naked?::
No. Roommates.
Where do you want to live when you are old?::
Dunno.
What did you dream last night?::
Don't remember.
What is your favorite sport to watch?
Football when I actually pick a team to care about. Maybe soccer, maybe tennis.
Think back in april, how was your love life then?
Nonexistent
Do you currently have feelings for anybody?
Not really.
Have you ever told someone you hated them and meant it?
I meant it in the heat of the moment but not really.
Think to the last person you kissed, have you ever kissed them on the ground?
Yeah.
Has anything upset you in the last week?
Yeah, but my upsetness was short-lived.
If you found out your best friend was smoking weed, would you be disappointed?
No. I think all of the people I consider besties have at least tried it.
Where is your biological mother right now?
Probably at work, by which I mean sitting in her home office in a bathrobe and fuzzy slippers.
When was the last time you went to the circus?
Like three years ago, but it was my college circus.
Last person you kissed calls you, what are they calling for?
Probably just to chat. Lay off Erik already, survey.
Have you ever walked around your house pretending you were on cribs
No, but I've looked at my room and thought about being on Room Raiders.
Has anyone ever told you they liked you in a really sweet way?
Yeah.
Who came over yesterday?
Steve moved in, don't know if that counts.
Have you ever felt like someone of the opposite sex truly cared about you?
Yes.
Do you avoid physically un-attractive people, even before knowing them?
Hahahahaha of course. J/k.
What does the first text in your inbox say?
My phone is in the other room and I don't feel like getting it.
What are you listening to right now?
Nothing. I am outside.
Is there someone who can ALWAYS make you smile?
Probably not if my mom had just died or something.
What time did you wake up this morning?
6:45ish
The last time your heart pounded like crazy for a good or bad reason?
I don't know.
Do you think someone is falling in love with you?
No.
How's your heart lately?
It is very busy pumping blood.
Have you ever felt like you literally needed someone?
Sure.
What's the most important part of a relationship in your opinion?
Probably trust or something gay like that.
Are you happy?
Off and on.
Do you believe teenagers can be in love and stay in love?
Yeah.
Are you afraid of falling in love?
I think it would be inconvenient for me right now.
Did you sleep alone last night?
Yes.
Spell your name without an L
Aison.
Have you ever thought about getting your lip pierced?
No.
Does a kiss make you feel better?
Depends on from whom, yeah?
Donnerstag, 1. Oktober 2009
Sonntag, 20. September 2009
a real gem
Name
Allison.
Birthday
February 1st.
Birthplace
Huntsville, TX.
Current Location
Brooklyn, NY.
Eye Color
Brown.
Hair Color
Brown.
Height
5'6"
Right Handed or Left Handed
I'm right-handed, but I've always wanted to be left-handed. I don't really know why, but I'm pretty sure I'd be smarter if I were left-handed.
Your Heritage
Euromutt.
The Shoes You Wore Today
White low-tops.
Your Weakness
I eat too many nachos.
Your Fears
Childbirth, rejection, cockroaches, possums, becoming obese, becoming paralyzed, biting off my tongue, losing my nipples.
Your Perfect Pizza
I'm partial to pineapple/jalapeno when I order, chicken/mushroom when I go to that pizza place by my school. Which is just about every day.
Your Most Overused Phrase On Instant Messenger
I haven't IMed in a long time.
Thoughts First Waking Up
Good lord.
Your Best Physical Feature
I have great boobs.
Your Bedtime
I go to sleep when I'm tired.
Your Most Missed Memory
I don't feel like thinking about this seriously.
Pepsi or Coke
Coke.
McDonalds or Burger King
Burger King for burgers, McDonalds for everything else.
Single or Group Dates
When you say group dates, do you mean a bunch of couples go out together or are we talking polyamory?
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea
Neither.
Chocolate or Vanilla
Dumb comparison.
Cappuccino or Coffee
Coffee.
Do you Smoke
Yes.
Do you Swear
Yeah.
Do you Sing
I can carry a tune, but I'm not a good singer.
Do you Shower Daily
No.
Have you Been in Love
Yes.
Do you want to go to College
I'm in college.
Do you want to get Married
No. I love weddings, though.
Do you belive in yourself
I believe I exist?
Do you get Motion Sickness
No. Iron stomach.
Do you think you are Attractive
I don't think I'm ugly.
Are you a Health Freak
No.
Do you get along with your Parents
Yes.
Do you like Thunderstorms
Yes.
Do you play an Instrument
Not anymore.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol
Yes.
In the past month have you Smoked
Yes.
In the past month have you been on Drugs
Yes.
In the past month have you gone on a Date
Yes.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall
No.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos
No.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi
Yes.
In the past month have you been on Stage
No.
In the past month have you been Dumped
No.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping
No.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything
Just food from my roommates.
Ever been Drunk
I am a drunk.
Ever been called a Tease
Yeah, mostly in jest.
Ever Shoplifted
I used to compulsively steal, but then it was pointed out to me that stealing from street fairs and independent artisans is really douchey so I broke the habit.
How do you want to Die
Saving a small child from a burning building.
What country would you most like to Visit
Right now?
Number of Drugs I have taken
Quantity or type?
Number of CDs I own
Hah! Man, I used to own so many. I can't believe I used to carry around a discman and binders full of fucking CDs. I wish I owned the CDs or records for everything I have, but I'm glad I don't have to carry around all that shit anymore.
Number of Piercings
Three that I keep in.
Number of Tattoos
One.
Number of things in my Past I Regret
?
Allison.
Birthday
February 1st.
Birthplace
Huntsville, TX.
Current Location
Brooklyn, NY.
Eye Color
Brown.
Hair Color
Brown.
Height
5'6"
Right Handed or Left Handed
I'm right-handed, but I've always wanted to be left-handed. I don't really know why, but I'm pretty sure I'd be smarter if I were left-handed.
Your Heritage
Euromutt.
The Shoes You Wore Today
White low-tops.
Your Weakness
I eat too many nachos.
Your Fears
Childbirth, rejection, cockroaches, possums, becoming obese, becoming paralyzed, biting off my tongue, losing my nipples.
Your Perfect Pizza
I'm partial to pineapple/jalapeno when I order, chicken/mushroom when I go to that pizza place by my school. Which is just about every day.
Your Most Overused Phrase On Instant Messenger
I haven't IMed in a long time.
Thoughts First Waking Up
Good lord.
Your Best Physical Feature
I have great boobs.
Your Bedtime
I go to sleep when I'm tired.
Your Most Missed Memory
I don't feel like thinking about this seriously.
Pepsi or Coke
Coke.
McDonalds or Burger King
Burger King for burgers, McDonalds for everything else.
Single or Group Dates
When you say group dates, do you mean a bunch of couples go out together or are we talking polyamory?
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea
Neither.
Chocolate or Vanilla
Dumb comparison.
Cappuccino or Coffee
Coffee.
Do you Smoke
Yes.
Do you Swear
Yeah.
Do you Sing
I can carry a tune, but I'm not a good singer.
Do you Shower Daily
No.
Have you Been in Love
Yes.
Do you want to go to College
I'm in college.
Do you want to get Married
No. I love weddings, though.
Do you belive in yourself
I believe I exist?
Do you get Motion Sickness
No. Iron stomach.
Do you think you are Attractive
I don't think I'm ugly.
Are you a Health Freak
No.
Do you get along with your Parents
Yes.
Do you like Thunderstorms
Yes.
Do you play an Instrument
Not anymore.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol
Yes.
In the past month have you Smoked
Yes.
In the past month have you been on Drugs
Yes.
In the past month have you gone on a Date
Yes.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall
No.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos
No.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi
Yes.
In the past month have you been on Stage
No.
In the past month have you been Dumped
No.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping
No.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything
Just food from my roommates.
Ever been Drunk
I am a drunk.
Ever been called a Tease
Yeah, mostly in jest.
Ever Shoplifted
I used to compulsively steal, but then it was pointed out to me that stealing from street fairs and independent artisans is really douchey so I broke the habit.
How do you want to Die
Saving a small child from a burning building.
What country would you most like to Visit
Right now?
Number of Drugs I have taken
Quantity or type?
Number of CDs I own
Hah! Man, I used to own so many. I can't believe I used to carry around a discman and binders full of fucking CDs. I wish I owned the CDs or records for everything I have, but I'm glad I don't have to carry around all that shit anymore.
Number of Piercings
Three that I keep in.
Number of Tattoos
One.
Number of things in my Past I Regret
?
Mittwoch, 9. September 2009
Is anyone protective over you?
Uh... I don't think so.
Do you correct people when they make spelling mistakes on the internet?
No. I don't believe ability to spell has a whole lot to do with intelligence, and most of the time it's obviously a typo and not worth it.
Has anything happened to you in the past month that made you really mad?
Yes, very, very mad.
Have you ever met someone who is amazing?
Hasn't everyone?
Have you ever been lied to by somebody you thought wouldn't lie to you?
Everyone lies! But people do surprise me with huge crazy lies, like about having cancer (TIM)
When was the last time you cried, and why?
A couple of weeks ago because I was throwing a huge pity party for myself.
Do you have a good relationship with your mother?
It's fine.
Where were your hands last night at 11pm?
At the ends of my arms, thankfully.
Do you read magazines, or just look at the pictures?
I read 'em. Not regularly, though, usually just on planes.
Do you have any piercings, where are they?
My ears and nose.
What was the last movie you watched?
Elf.
Do you have someone of the opposite sex you can tell everything to?
Yes.
Honestly, who was the last person to tell you that they love you?
Don't remember. Probs my mom.
This time last year, can you remember who you liked?
Erik.
Have you ever been called beautiful?
Yes.
What was the last thing you licked?
My fingers after eating a shitload of salt and vinegar chips.
Would you ever eat a bug for 1,000 dollars?
Absolutely.
Last time you laughed?
A couple minutes ago.
Is it possible to be single and happy?
Why sure.
Were you intoxicated the last time you threw up?
Very. I threw up falafel. =(
Who was the last person to do a favor for you?
Sam.
What are you doing tomorrow?
School is the only thing I'm for-sure doing.
Where did you get the shirt you are wearing?
Sam, but I think she got it at Urban Outfitters.
Do you like to cuddle?
Sometimes.
Is anyone else in the room with you?
Sam and the dog & cat.
Did you ever like someone you know you shouldn't have?
Yeah, but that was after we already dated and stuff.
Is there someone you will never forget?
Totally, unless I am completely incapacitated by Alzheimer's one day.
What time did you wake up today?
11:30.
Do you miss anyone?
Always!
Do you smile everyday?
Yes, I'm a big time smiler.
Are you listening to music?
No.
Have you ever found it hard to get over someone?
Sure.
Name something you dislike about the day you're having?
Nothing so far! I'm having a fun and relaxed day.
If you are being extremely quiet what does that mean?
Probably I'm just thinking about some bullshit.
Where is your biological father right now?
Probably at work.
Is your room ever clean?
I only ever REALLY clean it before we have parties.
If you had to get a piercing right now, what would it be?
I'd like to get my snug redone, but I don't know about piercing through the scar tissue.
Who were you with the last time you went to the movie theater?
Zak, John B. and his dad. And apparently our entire high school, I saw so many people there.
Will you be up before 7 am tomorrow?
No.
Have you ever asked a girl for advice?
Yes.
Do you have any bruises on you?
I don't think so.
Where is the biggest scar on your body?
Left thigh.
Are you currently angry?
Not at all!
Are you ready for kids now?
Hell no.
Uh... I don't think so.
Do you correct people when they make spelling mistakes on the internet?
No. I don't believe ability to spell has a whole lot to do with intelligence, and most of the time it's obviously a typo and not worth it.
Has anything happened to you in the past month that made you really mad?
Yes, very, very mad.
Have you ever met someone who is amazing?
Hasn't everyone?
Have you ever been lied to by somebody you thought wouldn't lie to you?
Everyone lies! But people do surprise me with huge crazy lies, like about having cancer (TIM)
When was the last time you cried, and why?
A couple of weeks ago because I was throwing a huge pity party for myself.
Do you have a good relationship with your mother?
It's fine.
Where were your hands last night at 11pm?
At the ends of my arms, thankfully.
Do you read magazines, or just look at the pictures?
I read 'em. Not regularly, though, usually just on planes.
Do you have any piercings, where are they?
My ears and nose.
What was the last movie you watched?
Elf.
Do you have someone of the opposite sex you can tell everything to?
Yes.
Honestly, who was the last person to tell you that they love you?
Don't remember. Probs my mom.
This time last year, can you remember who you liked?
Erik.
Have you ever been called beautiful?
Yes.
What was the last thing you licked?
My fingers after eating a shitload of salt and vinegar chips.
Would you ever eat a bug for 1,000 dollars?
Absolutely.
Last time you laughed?
A couple minutes ago.
Is it possible to be single and happy?
Why sure.
Were you intoxicated the last time you threw up?
Very. I threw up falafel. =(
Who was the last person to do a favor for you?
Sam.
What are you doing tomorrow?
School is the only thing I'm for-sure doing.
Where did you get the shirt you are wearing?
Sam, but I think she got it at Urban Outfitters.
Do you like to cuddle?
Sometimes.
Is anyone else in the room with you?
Sam and the dog & cat.
Did you ever like someone you know you shouldn't have?
Yeah, but that was after we already dated and stuff.
Is there someone you will never forget?
Totally, unless I am completely incapacitated by Alzheimer's one day.
What time did you wake up today?
11:30.
Do you miss anyone?
Always!
Do you smile everyday?
Yes, I'm a big time smiler.
Are you listening to music?
No.
Have you ever found it hard to get over someone?
Sure.
Name something you dislike about the day you're having?
Nothing so far! I'm having a fun and relaxed day.
If you are being extremely quiet what does that mean?
Probably I'm just thinking about some bullshit.
Where is your biological father right now?
Probably at work.
Is your room ever clean?
I only ever REALLY clean it before we have parties.
If you had to get a piercing right now, what would it be?
I'd like to get my snug redone, but I don't know about piercing through the scar tissue.
Who were you with the last time you went to the movie theater?
Zak, John B. and his dad. And apparently our entire high school, I saw so many people there.
Will you be up before 7 am tomorrow?
No.
Have you ever asked a girl for advice?
Yes.
Do you have any bruises on you?
I don't think so.
Where is the biggest scar on your body?
Left thigh.
Are you currently angry?
Not at all!
Are you ready for kids now?
Hell no.
Montag, 10. August 2009
Do you consider yourself a dick?
Yeah, sure, but I'm not a dick through and through. I do try to do right by others most of the time.
Will you be in a relationship next month?
No.
What do you think of tongue piercings?
I'm not a huge fan, but if someone wants one... by all means, he/she should go for it. Other people's bodies are not my problem.
Has anyone of the opposite sex hurt you emotionally?
Yeah, sure, happens to everyone. It doesn't even have to be like you mean - for sure my male family members have hurt me emotionally on occasion, and my male friends, as have most of my female family members and friends. So what? I have a lot of feelings.
Did your last kiss take place on a bed?
No, it took place in a train station as he was about to LEAVE ME FOREVER. Very cinematic!
Would you have sex with someone you had known less than twenty four hours?
Not really my style, but I won't say I would NEVER do that because I can't really know. I'm not attracted to dudes often enough that it would be likely, though.
Does sex mean love?
No.
Do you remember who you liked three months ago?
Yeah, no one.
Is anyone's birthday today, tomorrow, or the day after?
I'm sure.
What would you say if you found out you were pregnant?
"Man, how highly fucking unlikely."
Who did you spend your summer with last year?
Lots of people!
How was your day?
I haven't really done anything. I didn't sleep last night; I watched a bunch of Daria on YouTube and got out of bed to walk the dog and watch Dawson's with the roommates + Phil.
Who was the last person you were in a car with other than family?
Liz, Boy Sam, Ingiani (I think that's how you spell it) and a cab driver.
Was the last person you gave the finger to someone you knew?
Yeah. Actually, I think it was the dog.
What's been different this year?
Uh... I don't know.
Have you ever regretted letting someone go?
Long run, no.
Do you still talk to the person you fell the hardest for?
Yeah, we're good pals now.
Do you know anyone that had crabs?
Not that I know of.
What's your zodiac sign?
Aquarius.
Do you believe in God?
No.
Can you burp your ABC's?
No.
D0n't Yu h4t3 wh3N p30pl3 TyP3 Liik3 Dii5?
Who types like that?
Do you go to the movies every Friday?
No.
How many friends do you have on myspace?
Fuck Myspace.
MTV or Disney Channel?
MTV.
Who all do you live with?
Sam, Tim & Tom.
Did you know Jimmy from Degrassi is Drake and sings Best I ever had?
Yeah, but he'll always be Jimmy Brooks to me.
Name a movie that always makes you cry?
Oh, I don't know... I'm sure there are many. I'm a huge wuss when it comes to TV and movies.
What school do you go to?
Hunter College.
Do you hate people in general?
Nah.
Have you recently pulled a muscle?
No.
Do you like guys with long hair?
It's not ideal, like, when I picture my ideal guy he has short hair, but in real life I like anything that looks good.
Yeah, sure, but I'm not a dick through and through. I do try to do right by others most of the time.
Will you be in a relationship next month?
No.
What do you think of tongue piercings?
I'm not a huge fan, but if someone wants one... by all means, he/she should go for it. Other people's bodies are not my problem.
Has anyone of the opposite sex hurt you emotionally?
Yeah, sure, happens to everyone. It doesn't even have to be like you mean - for sure my male family members have hurt me emotionally on occasion, and my male friends, as have most of my female family members and friends. So what? I have a lot of feelings.
Did your last kiss take place on a bed?
No, it took place in a train station as he was about to LEAVE ME FOREVER. Very cinematic!
Would you have sex with someone you had known less than twenty four hours?
Not really my style, but I won't say I would NEVER do that because I can't really know. I'm not attracted to dudes often enough that it would be likely, though.
Does sex mean love?
No.
Do you remember who you liked three months ago?
Yeah, no one.
Is anyone's birthday today, tomorrow, or the day after?
I'm sure.
What would you say if you found out you were pregnant?
"Man, how highly fucking unlikely."
Who did you spend your summer with last year?
Lots of people!
How was your day?
I haven't really done anything. I didn't sleep last night; I watched a bunch of Daria on YouTube and got out of bed to walk the dog and watch Dawson's with the roommates + Phil.
Who was the last person you were in a car with other than family?
Liz, Boy Sam, Ingiani (I think that's how you spell it) and a cab driver.
Was the last person you gave the finger to someone you knew?
Yeah. Actually, I think it was the dog.
What's been different this year?
Uh... I don't know.
Have you ever regretted letting someone go?
Long run, no.
Do you still talk to the person you fell the hardest for?
Yeah, we're good pals now.
Do you know anyone that had crabs?
Not that I know of.
What's your zodiac sign?
Aquarius.
Do you believe in God?
No.
Can you burp your ABC's?
No.
D0n't Yu h4t3 wh3N p30pl3 TyP3 Liik3 Dii5?
Who types like that?
Do you go to the movies every Friday?
No.
How many friends do you have on myspace?
Fuck Myspace.
MTV or Disney Channel?
MTV.
Who all do you live with?
Sam, Tim & Tom.
Did you know Jimmy from Degrassi is Drake and sings Best I ever had?
Yeah, but he'll always be Jimmy Brooks to me.
Name a movie that always makes you cry?
Oh, I don't know... I'm sure there are many. I'm a huge wuss when it comes to TV and movies.
What school do you go to?
Hunter College.
Do you hate people in general?
Nah.
Have you recently pulled a muscle?
No.
Do you like guys with long hair?
It's not ideal, like, when I picture my ideal guy he has short hair, but in real life I like anything that looks good.
Montag, 20. Juli 2009
Surv.
Can you fill this out without lying?
Probably. I doubt you'll ask anything really intense.
What's the last thing you put in your mouth?
I'm drinking coffee.
Where was your default picture taken?
On Facebook? Lisa took it. On the L.
Last person you rode in a car with under the age of 20?
Jesus! Probably one of my brothers.
Can you play guitar hero?
Yes. I'm pretty good at it. Would be better if I owned the stupid game.
Name someone that made you laugh today?
I've only been awake for half an hour and haven't spoken with anyone.
How late did you stay up last night and why?
I stayed up until 2:30ish. Was watching a movie with Sam.
If you could move somewhere else, would you?
I love New York, but I do feel a little itchy and restless.
Which of your friends lives closest to you?
Haha, Sam. She lives, like, fifteen feet from me.
Do you like calling or texting better?
Texting.
How do you feel about Diet Dr Pepper?
Vomit in my mouth.
Where is your biological father right now?
Work, I guess- no wait, it's summer. No idea! Asleep?
Where are you right now?
Couch in the living room.
What bed did you sleep in last night?
My bed.
What was the last thing someone bought for you?
Liz bought me a bottle of vodka.
Who took your profile picture?
Lisa.
Who was the last person you took a picture of?
Sam & Stanley.
Was yesterday better than today?
So far, yeah, but today hasn't been very long for me.
Can you live a day without TV?
Yes.
Do you think relationships are ever really worth it?
I think most relationships are worth it, if only because you learn a lot from them. Ooh.
Are you a bad influence?
I don't think so. Maybe.
What items could you not go without during the day?
Phone.
Would you share a drink with a stranger?
A roofie colada? For me? Oh, you're too kind.
Have you ever thrown shoes on a telephone wire?
No.
How do you feel about your life right now?
It's fine.
Last person you talked to on the phone?
Lisa.
Can you easily tell if someones fake?
I hope so.
Can you handle the truth?
What truth?
Do you get 8 hours of sleep everyday?
No.
What was the last book you read?
Half-Blood Prince.
Do you hate the last guy you had a conversation with?:
Sometimes when he leaves gross stuff in the sink.
Is there something you always wear?
Earrings.
What were you doing 30 minutes ago?:
I woke up.
Probably. I doubt you'll ask anything really intense.
What's the last thing you put in your mouth?
I'm drinking coffee.
Where was your default picture taken?
On Facebook? Lisa took it. On the L.
Last person you rode in a car with under the age of 20?
Jesus! Probably one of my brothers.
Can you play guitar hero?
Yes. I'm pretty good at it. Would be better if I owned the stupid game.
Name someone that made you laugh today?
I've only been awake for half an hour and haven't spoken with anyone.
How late did you stay up last night and why?
I stayed up until 2:30ish. Was watching a movie with Sam.
If you could move somewhere else, would you?
I love New York, but I do feel a little itchy and restless.
Which of your friends lives closest to you?
Haha, Sam. She lives, like, fifteen feet from me.
Do you like calling or texting better?
Texting.
How do you feel about Diet Dr Pepper?
Vomit in my mouth.
Where is your biological father right now?
Work, I guess- no wait, it's summer. No idea! Asleep?
Where are you right now?
Couch in the living room.
What bed did you sleep in last night?
My bed.
What was the last thing someone bought for you?
Liz bought me a bottle of vodka.
Who took your profile picture?
Lisa.
Who was the last person you took a picture of?
Sam & Stanley.
Was yesterday better than today?
So far, yeah, but today hasn't been very long for me.
Can you live a day without TV?
Yes.
Do you think relationships are ever really worth it?
I think most relationships are worth it, if only because you learn a lot from them. Ooh.
Are you a bad influence?
I don't think so. Maybe.
What items could you not go without during the day?
Phone.
Would you share a drink with a stranger?
A roofie colada? For me? Oh, you're too kind.
Have you ever thrown shoes on a telephone wire?
No.
How do you feel about your life right now?
It's fine.
Last person you talked to on the phone?
Lisa.
Can you easily tell if someones fake?
I hope so.
Can you handle the truth?
What truth?
Do you get 8 hours of sleep everyday?
No.
What was the last book you read?
Half-Blood Prince.
Do you hate the last guy you had a conversation with?:
Sometimes when he leaves gross stuff in the sink.
Is there something you always wear?
Earrings.
What were you doing 30 minutes ago?:
I woke up.
Mittwoch, 1. Juli 2009
Urban Dictionary
Rules:
Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions.
Post the first definition it gives you. *Tag FIVE people.*
1.) Your name?
Allison
2.) Your age?
22
3.) One of your friends?
Sam
4.) What should you be doing right now?
Nothing
5.) Favorite color?
Yellow
1. The hue of the portion of the visible spectrum lying between orange and green.
2. A racist remark based on the skin color of Asians.
3. That song by Coldplay.
6.) Birthplace
Huntsville
Um, wrong.
7.) Month of your birth?
February
"She was born in February"
"OF COURSE! THAT MUST BE IT"
8.) Last person you talked to
Liz
1. (Verb) The act of being incredibly cool. Commonly misunderstood to mean "one who is attracted to homosexual men."
2. (Adjective) A positive attribute that one possesses, or can be gained by physical and mental labor, similar to coolnessand beauty.
Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions.
Post the first definition it gives you. *Tag FIVE people.*
1.) Your name?
Allison
A woman defined by brains, beauty, class, and membership in the upper echelons of society. Can usually be found wearing pearls or sorority letters.
"Allison, jeeves is bringing around the polo pony. In the meantime, would you like a hot toddy?"
2.) Your age?
22
1) A .22 caliber handgun
2) Any rim that measures 22 inches in size
3) Slang term used for women to let you know they are prostitutes.
2) Any rim that measures 22 inches in size
3) Slang term used for women to let you know they are prostitutes.
1) Don't tote no 22's
2) Magnum cost me 22, sat it on them 22's
3) Lil mama super thick, she say she 22
(All examples from Rick Ross' Hustlin)
2) Magnum cost me 22, sat it on them 22's
3) Lil mama super thick, she say she 22
(All examples from Rick Ross' Hustlin)
3.) One of your friends?
Sam
Sam means the name of one person who is:
Super
At
Masterbation
Super
At
Masterbation
4.) What should you be doing right now?
Nothing
Actually means "something," but is used when you don't feel like explaining.
Hey, whatcha doin'?
(clearly working on something complex and important) Nothing.
(clearly working on something complex and important) Nothing.
5.) Favorite color?
Yellow
1. The hue of the portion of the visible spectrum lying between orange and green.
2. A racist remark based on the skin color of Asians.
3. That song by Coldplay.
6.) Birthplace
Huntsville
Possibly the most EXCITING place in alabama.
First of all there is a hill there. Second of all, there are giant rockets on it that you can see from miles away. Also there are a zillion chain resturants and many mighty fine office parks. There is even (dun, dun, DUNNN!) an art museum in downtown. And, just wait until Christmastime when 12-ft tall lighted figurines pepper the residential neighborhoods with their awesome, albeit unnerving, glow of holiday cheer. Yee hohoho!!!!
First of all there is a hill there. Second of all, there are giant rockets on it that you can see from miles away. Also there are a zillion chain resturants and many mighty fine office parks. There is even (dun, dun, DUNNN!) an art museum in downtown. And, just wait until Christmastime when 12-ft tall lighted figurines pepper the residential neighborhoods with their awesome, albeit unnerving, glow of holiday cheer. Yee hohoho!!!!
Um, wrong.
7.) Month of your birth?
February
February is the best month of the year. Its still nice and cold and snowy, but you know that spring is just around the corner if you're tired of all the bad weather. February is also the most unique month. 28 days long,(unless its every four years on a 'leap' year)
Valentines day is also in February. (the fourteenth)It's a fun holiday named after St. Valentine, and it's for cute happy couples. Many single or unhappy peope celebrate the anti Valentines day, ie. Singles awareness day.
People born in February are without a doubt the Cutest, Smartest, and Funniest set of people. If you are born after the 20th, you are also a PICES. This is the best Zodiac sign.
"Kristy is so cute! Shes nice too! How did she get so purfect and talented?" Valentines day is also in February. (the fourteenth)It's a fun holiday named after St. Valentine, and it's for cute happy couples. Many single or unhappy peope celebrate the anti Valentines day, ie. Singles awareness day.
People born in February are without a doubt the Cutest, Smartest, and Funniest set of people. If you are born after the 20th, you are also a PICES. This is the best Zodiac sign.
"She was born in February"
"OF COURSE! THAT MUST BE IT"
8.) Last person you talked to
Liz
1. (Verb) The act of being incredibly cool. Commonly misunderstood to mean "one who is attracted to homosexual men."
2. (Adjective) A positive attribute that one possesses, or can be gained by physical and mental labor, similar to coolnessand beauty.
Sonntag, 14. Juni 2009
Do you think the last person you kissed is nice?
I'm sure she is a lovely person, but I don't really know. (Goodbye 'it was so nice to meet you" cheek peck)
Who was the last person to call you?
Blaine, but I ignored the call because I was watching TV.
What is the last non-alcoholic beverage you had?
Water. From a bowl. I need to do dishes.
What was the last alcoholic beverage you had?
PBR.
When is the last time you cried?
Last weekend.
Are you afraid of spiders?
No.
What are your plans for this weekend?
Well, the weekend is pretty much over - Friday I spent on the roof of Liz's dad's house (the view there is out of control beautiful), Saturday I hung out with my roommates and went to a benefit party for a food collective... apparently we also hosted an afterparty, but I don't remember anything about that. I woke up covered in purple liquid. Today I'm going to get some pleasure reading done and do some homework.
Ever been swimming in a lake or river?
Yes, of course.
What did you last buy?
Nachos!
What's irritating you right now?
Stanley is barking.
What radio station(s) do you listen to?
I don't usually listen to the radio, but in Texas I'm fond of the country oldies station.
Are you afraid of the dark?
Not the dark itself, but it can creepy places much creepier.
Do you like Chinese food?
I do!
What is the last movie you saw in theaters?
Shit. Watchmen?
Is there anyone you wish was still in your life?
I wish that certain people that are technically still in my life were nearer to me.
Do you get distracted easily?
... oh, sorry, what?
Was this the best year of your life?
I don't know. It's not over yet! It could turn ugly.
Who is your best friend?
Those guys.
What was going through your mind during your last kiss?
Nothing.
Is it easier to forgive or forget?
It's easier to forgive.
Are you jealous of someone?
I'm jealous of certain things about certain people, not one person as a whole.
Would you live with someone without marrying them?
Well, I'm not married to any of my roommates - but I get what you mean, and yeah, totally.
Have you ever had a dream about people you love dying?
Yeah.
Single or long relationship?
I'm single.
How do you feel about long distance relationships?
It's hard.
Have you ever changed clothes in a vehicle?
Yep.
Do you believe that you are a good boyfriend or girlfriend?
I hope that I am!
What did you do yesterday?
I already told you.
What time did you go to bed at and when did you awake?
I went to bed sometime between 3 and 6 am. I woke up at ten.
Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?
Probably not everyone.
Did you kiss the last person you text?
Nope.
Where's your phone right now?
Sam's talking on it in her room. Her phone is broken.
Has someone ever made you a promise and broke it?
Yes.
Last movie/DVD watched?
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia season 3.
What do you always take with you?
My phone and driver's license.
Who was the last person to text message you?
Tiffany.
Do you think you'll be married in 5 years?
Nope.
Does anything hurt on your body?
I think I hurt my arm playing Wii tennis.
What was the first thing you did when you woke up?
I went to the bathroom.
How are you right now?
Feelin' fine.
Do you wear eyeliner?
Yeah. Like, all the time. It's an addiction I can't shake.
Is life good?
Yeah.
How many people do you 100% trust?
A handful.
Do you hate the last girl you had a conversation with?
No! She's awesome.
Do you still talk to the person you last kissed?
Yeah.
Have you ever liked someone that was in a relationship?
Well, yes... but I dated them first.
I'm sure she is a lovely person, but I don't really know. (Goodbye 'it was so nice to meet you" cheek peck)
Who was the last person to call you?
Blaine, but I ignored the call because I was watching TV.
What is the last non-alcoholic beverage you had?
Water. From a bowl. I need to do dishes.
What was the last alcoholic beverage you had?
PBR.
When is the last time you cried?
Last weekend.
Are you afraid of spiders?
No.
What are your plans for this weekend?
Well, the weekend is pretty much over - Friday I spent on the roof of Liz's dad's house (the view there is out of control beautiful), Saturday I hung out with my roommates and went to a benefit party for a food collective... apparently we also hosted an afterparty, but I don't remember anything about that. I woke up covered in purple liquid. Today I'm going to get some pleasure reading done and do some homework.
Ever been swimming in a lake or river?
Yes, of course.
What did you last buy?
Nachos!
What's irritating you right now?
Stanley is barking.
What radio station(s) do you listen to?
I don't usually listen to the radio, but in Texas I'm fond of the country oldies station.
Are you afraid of the dark?
Not the dark itself, but it can creepy places much creepier.
Do you like Chinese food?
I do!
What is the last movie you saw in theaters?
Shit. Watchmen?
Is there anyone you wish was still in your life?
I wish that certain people that are technically still in my life were nearer to me.
Do you get distracted easily?
... oh, sorry, what?
Was this the best year of your life?
I don't know. It's not over yet! It could turn ugly.
Who is your best friend?
Those guys.
What was going through your mind during your last kiss?
Nothing.
Is it easier to forgive or forget?
It's easier to forgive.
Are you jealous of someone?
I'm jealous of certain things about certain people, not one person as a whole.
Would you live with someone without marrying them?
Well, I'm not married to any of my roommates - but I get what you mean, and yeah, totally.
Have you ever had a dream about people you love dying?
Yeah.
Single or long relationship?
I'm single.
How do you feel about long distance relationships?
It's hard.
Have you ever changed clothes in a vehicle?
Yep.
Do you believe that you are a good boyfriend or girlfriend?
I hope that I am!
What did you do yesterday?
I already told you.
What time did you go to bed at and when did you awake?
I went to bed sometime between 3 and 6 am. I woke up at ten.
Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?
Probably not everyone.
Did you kiss the last person you text?
Nope.
Where's your phone right now?
Sam's talking on it in her room. Her phone is broken.
Has someone ever made you a promise and broke it?
Yes.
Last movie/DVD watched?
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia season 3.
What do you always take with you?
My phone and driver's license.
Who was the last person to text message you?
Tiffany.
Do you think you'll be married in 5 years?
Nope.
Does anything hurt on your body?
I think I hurt my arm playing Wii tennis.
What was the first thing you did when you woke up?
I went to the bathroom.
How are you right now?
Feelin' fine.
Do you wear eyeliner?
Yeah. Like, all the time. It's an addiction I can't shake.
Is life good?
Yeah.
How many people do you 100% trust?
A handful.
Do you hate the last girl you had a conversation with?
No! She's awesome.
Do you still talk to the person you last kissed?
Yeah.
Have you ever liked someone that was in a relationship?
Well, yes... but I dated them first.
Montag, 1. Juni 2009
| Random | |
|---|---|
| Do you have any pets? | Yeah. I have a dog and a cat here in New York, and two dogs and two cats at my parents' house. |
| What color shirt are you wearing? | I'm wearing a brown tank top. |
| Name three things that are physically close to you: | Stanley, the couch, my laptop. |
| What is the last book you read? | I just finished rereading The Last Picture Show. |
| Are you or were you a good student? | I once was a good student - that ended when I got my first non-A in band in sixth grade. |
| What's your favorite sport? | To play, probably tennis. Or billiards, the sport of kings. |
| Do you enjoy sleeping late? | Not too late, it makes me feel like I've wasted the day. |
| What's the weather like right now? | It's a goddamn beautiful day out. Sunny, high 60s. |
| Who tells the best jokes? | Dunno. Tim & Tom tell pretty good jokes. |
| What was the last thing you dreamed about? | I can't remember. |
| Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed? | Yes and no. |
| Do you believe in karma? | I believe that if you're a total asshole people will treat you like you're a total asshole, but that's about it. |
| Do you believe in luck? | |
| Do you like your eggs scrambled or sunny side up? | Scrambled. |
| Do you collect anything? If so, what? | No. |
| Are you proud of yourself? | In some ways. |
| Are you reliable? | I'm reliable in a work situation, and if a friend really needs me, I'll be there, but I'm pretty flaky on the day-to-day. |
| Have you ever given money to a bum? | Yes. |
| What's your favorite food? | Indian food. |
| Have you ever had a secret admirer? | Well, maybe someone that has liked me without saying anything, but I've never had anyone leave me, like, anonymous notes of love or anything like that. |
| Do you like the smell of gasoline? | Yes. |
| Do like to draw? | Yeah, I guess so. I haven't drawn in a long time. |
| What's your favorite invention? | Soap. |
| Is your room messy? | Yes. |
| What do you like better: oranges or apples? | Oranges. |
| Do you give in easily? | If I *really* don't want to do something, I won't do it, but yeah, usually. |
| Are you a good guesser? | No. |
| Can you read other people's expressions? | I think I read too much into other people's expressions. |
| Are you a bully? | No. I kind of was as a child, though. |
| Do you have a job? | No. |
| What time did you wake up this morning? | 9:00. |
| What did you eat for breakfast this morning? | I haven't eaten yet today. |
| When was the last time you showered? | Yesterday. |
| What do you plan on doing tomorrow? | School. Beyond that, I don't know. |
| What's your favorite day of the week and why? | Thursday. It is the beginning of the end. |
| Do you have any nicknames? | My mom calls me Pooh Bear. |
| Have you ever been scuba diving? | No, but I want to get my SCUBA license. |
| What's your least favorite color? | Probably blue. I like it, though, it's just not my favorite. |
| Is there someone you have been constantly thinking about? If yes, who? | Yeah, I don't know, recently I've been thinking a lot about my dad. |
| Would you ever go skydiving? | Yes. |
| What toothpaste do you use? | Colgate. |
| Do you enjoy challenges? | Sometimes. |
| What's the worst injury you have had? | Hairline fracture of my arm. |
| What's the last movie you saw? | Return of the Jedi. |
| What do you want to know about the future? | Dunno. |
| What does your last text message say? | I'm not going to go into the other room to get my phone. |
| Who was the last person you spoke over the phone to? | Tim. |
| What's your favorite school subject? | Well, last semester it was World of the Vikings. |
| What's your least favorite school subject? | Well, last semester it was Biblical Archaeology - a subject that should have been fascinating but the professor was lame. |
| Would you rather have money or love? | Love. |
| What is your dream vacation? | Around the world on a boat. |
| What is your favorite animal? | I really like owls. |
| Do you miss anyone right now? | Totally. |
| What's the last sporting event you watched? | Uh... I watched part of a baseball game that was on at the bar last weekend. |
| Do you need to do laundry? | God, yes. |
| Do you listen to the radio? | Not really. |
| Where were you when 9/11 happened? | I was in Mr. Fuller's first period art class. |
| What do you do when vending machines steal your money? | Punch the vending machine in a futile gesture of anger. |
| Have you ever caught a butterfly? | Yeah, in 7th grade we tagged mad monarchs. |
| What color are your bed sheets? | Ivory. |
| What's your ringtone? | Annoying preprogrammed one. I can't access the internet on my phone, so no cool ringtones for me. |
| Who was the last person to make you laugh? | Sam. |
| Do you have any obsessions right now? | Uh... no, I don't think so. |
| Do you like things that glow in the dark? | I like things that bioluminesce. |
| What's your favorite fruity scent? | The inside of Jamba Juice. |
| Do you watch cartoons? | Yes. |
| Have you ever sat on a roof? | Yes. |
| Have you ever been to a different country? | Yes. |
| Name three people in the world you dislike: | Jennie Chancey, Laura Ingraham, Lord Voldemort. |
| Has a rumor even been spread about you? | Yes. |
| Do you like sushi? | Yes. |
| Do you believe in magic? | I believe in the kind of magic that happens on stage in Branson, MO. |
| Do you hold grudges? | Um, yeah, sometimes. Depends on the offense. |
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Dienstag, 26. Mai 2009
vital information for your everyday life
Are you ready for some questions that you barely find in other surveys?
Go on and thrill me.
You're locked in a room with the person you last kissed, any problems?
No. No problems. Let's make out.
Have you ever kissed anyone who's name starts with S, T, C, or D?
Yes.
Are you currently reading a book?
Kind of. I'm skimming around like eight books, for unlike the rest of the world, I am still writing papers.
What is your current annoyance?
Construction going on outside. Whirring dumb machinery.
What was the last beverage you had?
Coffee. Eeeeeeee. Eee. E.
Are you someone who worries too often?
I don't know. I don't know how much other people worry.
When was the last time you talked to the person you last kissed?
Like two weeks ago.
Would you ever take someone back after they cheated on you?
Maybs.
Have you ever liked someone who all your friends hated?
I don't think so.
Do you have any siblings?
I have two younger brothers. I thought these questions were going to be ~sPeCiAl~. You promised. Dick.
What did you do last night?
Nothin'.
Does it matter if your bf/gf smokes?
No.
Do you know anyone who drinks a lot?
Well, sure.
Would you go out in public, looking like you do now?
No, I wouldn't. I am wearing a blanket and my hair is in a towel.
What color are your eyes?
Brown.
Who is the last male you talked to through a text?
My uncle Joel.
Do you remember your dreams?
Sometimes. Most of the time. They fade throughout the day, though.
Does anyone think you are a bitch?
Oh, probably.
Did you wake up before 8 this morning?
Yes.
Do you wear eyeliner?
Yes.
Did you speak to your father today?
No.
Do you miss your past?
Some parts.
Have you ever skipped school just because you were tired?
Yes.
Do you get mad easily?
Yes.
Have you ever been around someone who was high?
This is dumb.
Last thing you purchased?
Cigarettes.
What was your last bruise from?
I have no idea where it came from or what caused it. It's just there.
Have you ever felt like you weren’t good enough?
I mean, probably. Good enough for what?
Did you dress up on Halloween? What were you?
Never as a kid.
Do you judge people you don't know?
That's what people watching is all about.
Has anybody ever told you that you have pretty eyes?
Sure.
Have you ever been asked out by someone you didn't want to date?
I only get asked out by people I don't want to date.
Has the last person you texted ever been mad at you before?
Yeah.
Have you ever searched for your own house on Google Earth?
Of course.
Who is the ugliest person that you know?
Not touching this. What a terrible question. J/k, it's Tiffany.
...J/k, Tiffany is hot.
Do any of your top friends have a tongue ring?
Zak took his one out, but he can still put toothpicks through the hole.
Do any of your top friends have a nose ring?
I have one.
When will be the next time you text someone?
I don't know.
How much money did you spend today?
35 and some change... oh, that means I lied on the question about what was the last thing I purchased. The last thing I purchased was a MetroCard.
What will you be doing tomorrow?
I don't know. The world is my oyster.
Have you ever cried while in the shower?
Yes! The shower is the best place to cry.
Do you know anyone that smokes pot?
Didn't we have this question already? Sort of?
How do you feel about your hair right now?
I feel good about it.
Have you ever slept in the same bed as your friend?
Which friend do you mean?
Why did you kiss the last person you kissed?
Because I wanted to.
Is your best friend a slut?
This question offends me.
Do you know anyone with the same name as you?
Yes.
Last person you talked on the phone with?
Natalie.
Who do you blame for your bad mood today?
I'm not in a bad mood.
What was the first thing you did this morning?
I woke up.
What are you looking forward to right now?
Summer fun!
Do you miss someone?
Obviously.
If you could go back in time and change something, would you?
I don't want to fuck with the space-time continuum.
What did you do today?
Bored now.
Have you ever done anything illegal?
I won't admit to anything, but I may or may not have jaywalked.
Where will you be 5 hours from now?
Probably on this very couch.
Has anyone ever borrowed something from you and never returned it back?
Yes.
Have you ever ran away?
Yeah, I ran away in elementary school. I did not get far.
Truth or dare always turns sexual, doesn't it?
Yes. That is the nature of truth or dare.
Do you wish someone would turn up at your front door right now?
God, no. Let me at least put on some clothes.
Do you want any children?
Right now, I feel like I won't ever want children, but who knows?
What was the last thing you laughed really hard about?
Stanley totally faceplanting.
What did you wake up to this morning?
The sweet sound of my oscillating fan.
Do you prefer group dates or single ones better?
Hanging out with a bunch of couples sounds kind of lame.
Last 4 people to text message you?
Mom, Joel, Andy, Natalie.
Did you sleep alone last night?
Yes.
How many piercings do you have?
Five.
Do you want someone dead?
No.
How old do you look?
9.
Have you seen any of the Saw movies?
I saw the second one. It was so boring.
Is there one person in your life that can always make you smile?
Probably.
What are you listening to right now?
Nothing.
Do you believe you can change someone?
I can encourage someone to change themselves, but I can't change shit myself.
Has someone ever spread a nasty rumor about you?
Yeah.
Did you kiss or hug anyone today?
No.
When is your birthday?
Feb. 1.
Nice 'interesting' questions, asshole.
Go on and thrill me.
You're locked in a room with the person you last kissed, any problems?
No. No problems. Let's make out.
Have you ever kissed anyone who's name starts with S, T, C, or D?
Yes.
Are you currently reading a book?
Kind of. I'm skimming around like eight books, for unlike the rest of the world, I am still writing papers.
What is your current annoyance?
Construction going on outside. Whirring dumb machinery.
What was the last beverage you had?
Coffee. Eeeeeeee. Eee. E.
Are you someone who worries too often?
I don't know. I don't know how much other people worry.
When was the last time you talked to the person you last kissed?
Like two weeks ago.
Would you ever take someone back after they cheated on you?
Maybs.
Have you ever liked someone who all your friends hated?
I don't think so.
Do you have any siblings?
I have two younger brothers. I thought these questions were going to be ~sPeCiAl~. You promised. Dick.
What did you do last night?
Nothin'.
Does it matter if your bf/gf smokes?
No.
Do you know anyone who drinks a lot?
Well, sure.
Would you go out in public, looking like you do now?
No, I wouldn't. I am wearing a blanket and my hair is in a towel.
What color are your eyes?
Brown.
Who is the last male you talked to through a text?
My uncle Joel.
Do you remember your dreams?
Sometimes. Most of the time. They fade throughout the day, though.
Does anyone think you are a bitch?
Oh, probably.
Did you wake up before 8 this morning?
Yes.
Do you wear eyeliner?
Yes.
Did you speak to your father today?
No.
Do you miss your past?
Some parts.
Have you ever skipped school just because you were tired?
Yes.
Do you get mad easily?
Yes.
Have you ever been around someone who was high?
This is dumb.
Last thing you purchased?
Cigarettes.
What was your last bruise from?
I have no idea where it came from or what caused it. It's just there.
Have you ever felt like you weren’t good enough?
I mean, probably. Good enough for what?
Did you dress up on Halloween? What were you?
Never as a kid.
Do you judge people you don't know?
That's what people watching is all about.
Has anybody ever told you that you have pretty eyes?
Sure.
Have you ever been asked out by someone you didn't want to date?
I only get asked out by people I don't want to date.
Has the last person you texted ever been mad at you before?
Yeah.
Have you ever searched for your own house on Google Earth?
Of course.
Who is the ugliest person that you know?
Not touching this. What a terrible question. J/k, it's Tiffany.
...J/k, Tiffany is hot.
Do any of your top friends have a tongue ring?
Zak took his one out, but he can still put toothpicks through the hole.
Do any of your top friends have a nose ring?
I have one.
When will be the next time you text someone?
I don't know.
How much money did you spend today?
35 and some change... oh, that means I lied on the question about what was the last thing I purchased. The last thing I purchased was a MetroCard.
What will you be doing tomorrow?
I don't know. The world is my oyster.
Have you ever cried while in the shower?
Yes! The shower is the best place to cry.
Do you know anyone that smokes pot?
Didn't we have this question already? Sort of?
How do you feel about your hair right now?
I feel good about it.
Have you ever slept in the same bed as your friend?
Which friend do you mean?
Why did you kiss the last person you kissed?
Because I wanted to.
Is your best friend a slut?
This question offends me.
Do you know anyone with the same name as you?
Yes.
Last person you talked on the phone with?
Natalie.
Who do you blame for your bad mood today?
I'm not in a bad mood.
What was the first thing you did this morning?
I woke up.
What are you looking forward to right now?
Summer fun!
Do you miss someone?
Obviously.
If you could go back in time and change something, would you?
I don't want to fuck with the space-time continuum.
What did you do today?
Bored now.
Have you ever done anything illegal?
I won't admit to anything, but I may or may not have jaywalked.
Where will you be 5 hours from now?
Probably on this very couch.
Has anyone ever borrowed something from you and never returned it back?
Yes.
Have you ever ran away?
Yeah, I ran away in elementary school. I did not get far.
Truth or dare always turns sexual, doesn't it?
Yes. That is the nature of truth or dare.
Do you wish someone would turn up at your front door right now?
God, no. Let me at least put on some clothes.
Do you want any children?
Right now, I feel like I won't ever want children, but who knows?
What was the last thing you laughed really hard about?
Stanley totally faceplanting.
What did you wake up to this morning?
The sweet sound of my oscillating fan.
Do you prefer group dates or single ones better?
Hanging out with a bunch of couples sounds kind of lame.
Last 4 people to text message you?
Mom, Joel, Andy, Natalie.
Did you sleep alone last night?
Yes.
How many piercings do you have?
Five.
Do you want someone dead?
No.
How old do you look?
9.
Have you seen any of the Saw movies?
I saw the second one. It was so boring.
Is there one person in your life that can always make you smile?
Probably.
What are you listening to right now?
Nothing.
Do you believe you can change someone?
I can encourage someone to change themselves, but I can't change shit myself.
Has someone ever spread a nasty rumor about you?
Yeah.
Did you kiss or hug anyone today?
No.
When is your birthday?
Feb. 1.
Nice 'interesting' questions, asshole.
Montag, 25. Mai 2009
can't sleep
Do you think your ex will move on and be happier with another person?.
Yep.
Do you think long relationships at your age mean anything?
Yes. Or all of my married/engaged friends/relatives/acquaintences are truly insane. That might be the case, though, you never know.
Do you have plans for the weekend?
Um, the weekend just ended. I was going to go to a barbecue on Long Island today, but it starts at 3:00 pm and I'm awake at 7:30 am. So that may not happen.
Is there anyone who's over protective of you?
No.
What are you wearing on your feet?
Nothing.
Ever kissed someone you regretted?
Yeah, one person springs immediately to mind.
Is there anyone on your bad side right now?
Probably, but I can't think of anyone.
Will you be in a relationship next month?
No.
Where was the last place you hugged someone?
My living room.
Do you currently have a hickey?
No.
Do you remember what you were like a year ago?
Um, yeah. What? It was only a year ago. My memory isn't that bad.
Have you ever changed clothing in a vehicle?
Yes.
What were you doing at 10pm Saturday night?
I was talking to Blaine on the tellyphone.
Kiss or hug anyone today?
No.
Do you think you will be in a relationship 3 months from now?
No.
Do you have strange dreams?
No stranger than anyone else's. Well, maybe. I hate hearing about other people's dreams.
Do you trust all of your friends?
Yeah, to different extents, but yes.
Does anyone love you?
Yeah, lots of people love me.
Who was the first person you talked to today?
Natalie.
So you know anyone whose name starts with a S?
...Yes.
When was the last time you had your hair cut?
Last August.
What were you doing at midnight last night?
I was at the Wreck Room drinking and watching some guys place dice.
What was the first thing you did when you woke up?
Checked my email.
Have you ever had a best friend of the opposite sex?
Yes.
Do you think that exes can be just friends?
Absolutely.
Do you hate anyone?
You know, I'm a hater, and I dislike a whole lot of people... but I don't think I actually hate anyone.
Are you an accepting person?
Outwardly.
Are you happy about anything?
Yes.
Do you regret anything?
Sort of.
Would you ever date an ex?
I have, probably will again (I mean, I'll create new exes and date them, not that I'll keep dating my old exes)
How is your health?
I'm pretty unhealthy.
Do you have a friend whom you really never talk to anymore?
Yeah.
Is today the worst day of your life?
No, today was nice.
Are you pissed off at someone?
Not at the moment.
Dare you to detail why you kissed the last person you kissed?
Well, we kissed many times, but the reason I kissed him at first was, I suppose, that I thought he was a very attractive man. And he went for it, so I was like... neat.
Are you normally the one who starts fights?
No, but I'm usually the one that elevates the fight from tense discussion to yelling.
Do you like anyone?
No.
Does anyone like you?
Yes.
Is anyone else in the room with you?
No.
How do you feel right now?
Headachy.
Have you ever kissed the last person you texted?
My mom? Not in the way you probably mean.
What's something you really want right now, be honest?
Sleep, all of my school shit to be done, a job.
What song lyric, if any, is in your head at the moment??
It's really quiet in here right now.
Are you a jealous person?
Sometimes.
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1. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?
Yeah.
2. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED?
Actually, I cried earlier tonight. At an episode of Sex in the City. Yeah, I know.
3. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
Yes.
4. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT?
Ham.
5. DO YOU HAVE KIDS?
I'm a little more kid-friendly than a dragon lizard, but not much more.
6. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?
Um, maybe. I would like to think so.
7. DO YOU USE SARCASM?
No.
8. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS?
Yes.
9. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP?
Yes.
10. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL?
Anything that is bad for my teeth.
11. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF?
Sometimes.
13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM?
Right now, I'm really into Ben and Jerry's Dublin Mudslide.
14. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE?
Just the way they carry themselves, I guess. Height, like, really basic general appearance stuff.
15. RED OR PINK?
Pink.
16. WHAT IS YOUR LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOURSELF?
I don't really feel like plumbing the depths of my mind to find a real answer for this.
17. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST ?
Blah blah, I miss everyone.
18. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO COMPLETE THIS LIST?
No. I hope they have better things to do.
19. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING?
I'm wearing boxers with colorful dogs printed on.
21. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW?
The gentle whirring of my oscillating fan.
22. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE?
Burnt sienna.
23. FAVORITE SMELL?
I'm getting tired.
24. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?
Tim.
25. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU?
No one sent it to me. I sought it out.
26. FAVORITE SPORTS TO WATCH?
I can watch pretty much any sport and not get bored as long as I pick a side.
27. HAIR COLOR?
Brown.
28. EYE COLOR ?
Brown.
29. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS?
Yes.
30. FAVORITE FOOD?
Indian food.
31. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDINGS?
Scary movies with happy endings.
32. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED?
Cruel Intentions.
33. WHAT COLOR SHIRT ARE YOU WEARING?
Black.
34. SUMMER OR WINTER?
Ehhhh, too hard. Both seasons have serious downsides.
35. HUGS OR KISSES?
Whatever.
36. FAVORITE DESSERT?
Go fuck yourself.
37. MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND?
aksjdflkj
38. LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND?
asdlkfjaslkdfj WHATEVER
39. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW?
Preacher vol. 1
40. WHAT IS ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?
I have a touchpad.
41. WHAT DID YOU WATCH ON TV LAST NIGHT?
Can't list, too lame.
42. FAVORITE SOUNDS?
Good music?
43. ROLLING STONES OR BEATLES?
Apples and oranges.
44. WHAT IS THE FARTHEST YOU HAVE BEEN FROM HOME?
Japan.
45. DO YOU HAVE A SPECIAL TALENT?
No.
46. WHERE WERE YOU BORN?
Huntsville.
47. WHOSE ANSWERS ARE YOU LOOKING FORWARD TO GETTING BACK?
Oh, my god. How many variations of this same question are you going to ask?
48. HOW DID YOU MEET YOUR SPOUSE/SIGNIFICANT OTHER?
We met in Paris, one magical summer's eve.
49. IS THE CUP HALF FULL OR HALF EMPTY?
What cup?
50. IF YOU COULD SIT DOWN TO DINNER WITH FIVE PEOPLE WHO WOULD YOU CHOOSE??
Oh, fuck if I know. I'm just going to look at the shit in my room and pick names. David Duchovny, Elizabeth Taylor, Thomas Mann, um, Primo Levi and Emile Durkheim.
Yep.
Do you think long relationships at your age mean anything?
Yes. Or all of my married/engaged friends/relatives/acquaintences are truly insane. That might be the case, though, you never know.
Do you have plans for the weekend?
Um, the weekend just ended. I was going to go to a barbecue on Long Island today, but it starts at 3:00 pm and I'm awake at 7:30 am. So that may not happen.
Is there anyone who's over protective of you?
No.
What are you wearing on your feet?
Nothing.
Ever kissed someone you regretted?
Yeah, one person springs immediately to mind.
Is there anyone on your bad side right now?
Probably, but I can't think of anyone.
Will you be in a relationship next month?
No.
Where was the last place you hugged someone?
My living room.
Do you currently have a hickey?
No.
Do you remember what you were like a year ago?
Um, yeah. What? It was only a year ago. My memory isn't that bad.
Have you ever changed clothing in a vehicle?
Yes.
What were you doing at 10pm Saturday night?
I was talking to Blaine on the tellyphone.
Kiss or hug anyone today?
No.
Do you think you will be in a relationship 3 months from now?
No.
Do you have strange dreams?
No stranger than anyone else's. Well, maybe. I hate hearing about other people's dreams.
Do you trust all of your friends?
Yeah, to different extents, but yes.
Does anyone love you?
Yeah, lots of people love me.
Who was the first person you talked to today?
Natalie.
So you know anyone whose name starts with a S?
...Yes.
When was the last time you had your hair cut?
Last August.
What were you doing at midnight last night?
I was at the Wreck Room drinking and watching some guys place dice.
What was the first thing you did when you woke up?
Checked my email.
Have you ever had a best friend of the opposite sex?
Yes.
Do you think that exes can be just friends?
Absolutely.
Do you hate anyone?
You know, I'm a hater, and I dislike a whole lot of people... but I don't think I actually hate anyone.
Are you an accepting person?
Outwardly.
Are you happy about anything?
Yes.
Do you regret anything?
Sort of.
Would you ever date an ex?
I have, probably will again (I mean, I'll create new exes and date them, not that I'll keep dating my old exes)
How is your health?
I'm pretty unhealthy.
Do you have a friend whom you really never talk to anymore?
Yeah.
Is today the worst day of your life?
No, today was nice.
Are you pissed off at someone?
Not at the moment.
Dare you to detail why you kissed the last person you kissed?
Well, we kissed many times, but the reason I kissed him at first was, I suppose, that I thought he was a very attractive man. And he went for it, so I was like... neat.
Are you normally the one who starts fights?
No, but I'm usually the one that elevates the fight from tense discussion to yelling.
Do you like anyone?
No.
Does anyone like you?
Yes.
Is anyone else in the room with you?
No.
How do you feel right now?
Headachy.
Have you ever kissed the last person you texted?
My mom? Not in the way you probably mean.
What's something you really want right now, be honest?
Sleep, all of my school shit to be done, a job.
What song lyric, if any, is in your head at the moment??
It's really quiet in here right now.
Are you a jealous person?
Sometimes.
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1. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?
Yeah.
2. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED?
Actually, I cried earlier tonight. At an episode of Sex in the City. Yeah, I know.
3. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
Yes.
4. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT?
Ham.
5. DO YOU HAVE KIDS?
I'm a little more kid-friendly than a dragon lizard, but not much more.
6. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?
Um, maybe. I would like to think so.
7. DO YOU USE SARCASM?
No.
8. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS?
Yes.
9. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP?
Yes.
10. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL?
Anything that is bad for my teeth.
11. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF?
Sometimes.
13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM?
Right now, I'm really into Ben and Jerry's Dublin Mudslide.
14. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE?
Just the way they carry themselves, I guess. Height, like, really basic general appearance stuff.
15. RED OR PINK?
Pink.
16. WHAT IS YOUR LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOURSELF?
I don't really feel like plumbing the depths of my mind to find a real answer for this.
17. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST ?
Blah blah, I miss everyone.
18. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO COMPLETE THIS LIST?
No. I hope they have better things to do.
19. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING?
I'm wearing boxers with colorful dogs printed on.
21. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW?
The gentle whirring of my oscillating fan.
22. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE?
Burnt sienna.
23. FAVORITE SMELL?
I'm getting tired.
24. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?
Tim.
25. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU?
No one sent it to me. I sought it out.
26. FAVORITE SPORTS TO WATCH?
I can watch pretty much any sport and not get bored as long as I pick a side.
27. HAIR COLOR?
Brown.
28. EYE COLOR ?
Brown.
29. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS?
Yes.
30. FAVORITE FOOD?
Indian food.
31. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDINGS?
Scary movies with happy endings.
32. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED?
Cruel Intentions.
33. WHAT COLOR SHIRT ARE YOU WEARING?
Black.
34. SUMMER OR WINTER?
Ehhhh, too hard. Both seasons have serious downsides.
35. HUGS OR KISSES?
Whatever.
36. FAVORITE DESSERT?
Go fuck yourself.
37. MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND?
aksjdflkj
38. LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND?
asdlkfjaslkdfj WHATEVER
39. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW?
Preacher vol. 1
40. WHAT IS ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?
I have a touchpad.
41. WHAT DID YOU WATCH ON TV LAST NIGHT?
Can't list, too lame.
42. FAVORITE SOUNDS?
Good music?
43. ROLLING STONES OR BEATLES?
Apples and oranges.
44. WHAT IS THE FARTHEST YOU HAVE BEEN FROM HOME?
Japan.
45. DO YOU HAVE A SPECIAL TALENT?
No.
46. WHERE WERE YOU BORN?
Huntsville.
47. WHOSE ANSWERS ARE YOU LOOKING FORWARD TO GETTING BACK?
Oh, my god. How many variations of this same question are you going to ask?
48. HOW DID YOU MEET YOUR SPOUSE/SIGNIFICANT OTHER?
We met in Paris, one magical summer's eve.
49. IS THE CUP HALF FULL OR HALF EMPTY?
What cup?
50. IF YOU COULD SIT DOWN TO DINNER WITH FIVE PEOPLE WHO WOULD YOU CHOOSE??
Oh, fuck if I know. I'm just going to look at the shit in my room and pick names. David Duchovny, Elizabeth Taylor, Thomas Mann, um, Primo Levi and Emile Durkheim.
Mittwoch, 20. Mai 2009
Whats your name spelt backwards?
Nosilla.
What did you do last night?
I went to this bar uptown to celebrate the graduation of some semi-friends.
The last thing you downloaded onto your computer?
This album Sam wanted.
What do you look forward too this winter?
Winter? Whoa, buddy. That's a ways away.
Have you ever licked a 9 volt battery?
9 Volt? I don't think so.
Last time you swam in a pool?
Oh, I can't remember. Sad.
What are you wearing?
Jeans and a black camisole.
How many cars have you owned?
I've never owned a car.
Type of music you dislike most?
I dunno. I hate to write off whole genres. Screamo?
Why are those people always screaming?
Because they have no respect.
Are you registered to vote?
Yes.
Do you have cable?
No. Well, technically yes. I think it's part of our internet-and-such package, but we've been too lazy to buy a splitter.
What kind of computer do you use?
I have a Toshiba.
Ever made a prank phone call?
Yeah. I suck at it, though. I prefer to give numbers (sorry, David Jamison!) to the true masters.
You like anyone right now?
No. I hate everyone.
Would you go bungee jumping or sky diving?
Yes.
Furthest place you ever traveled?
Japan.
Do u know all the words to the national anthem?
No. I mean, I know all the words to the first verse, the part I'm supposed to know.
Shower, morning or night?
Eh, I usually shower in the early afternoon.
Best movie you've seen in the past month?
Meet Me in St. Louis!
Favorite pizza toppings?
I like pizza toppings.
Chips or popcorn?
Chips.
What cell phone provider do you have?'
AT&T.
Have you ever smoked peanut shells?
No.
Have you ever been in a beauty pageant?
As if.
Orange Juice or apple?
Apple.
Who were the last people you sat at lunch with?
I ate lunch with my roommate Natalie today. We ordered from El Fogon. It was okay.
Who is your longest friend and how long?
We're no longer super tight, but I have known Halley since I was five and dang, she grew up to be pretty cool.
Last time you ate a homegrown tomato?
No idea.
Have you ever won a trophy?
Yes.
Favorite arcade game?
The love tester, Marvel vs. CapCom, that thing with the lights that spin and you have to hit it at the right moment to win tickets.
Ever ordered from an infomercial?
No.
Sprite or 7-UP?
Sprite.
Have you ever had to wear a uniform to school/work?
Yes.
Last thing you bought at Walgreens?
Paper towels.
Ever thrown up in public?
Yes. Man, does that suck.
Would you prefer being a millionaire or finding true love?
Right now, I'd take the million dollars. But okay, true love.
Do you believe in love at first sight?
No.
Did you have long hair as a young kid?
I had an outrageous chili bowl for awhile.
What message is on your voicemail machine?
I don't know.
Where would you like to go right now?
Russia.
Whats the name of your pet?
Stanley.
How did you get your pet?
Christmas present.
What kind of back pack do you have, and what's in it?
I don't have a backpack.
What do you think about most?
Myself, I suppose.
Nosilla.
What did you do last night?
I went to this bar uptown to celebrate the graduation of some semi-friends.
The last thing you downloaded onto your computer?
This album Sam wanted.
What do you look forward too this winter?
Winter? Whoa, buddy. That's a ways away.
Have you ever licked a 9 volt battery?
9 Volt? I don't think so.
Last time you swam in a pool?
Oh, I can't remember. Sad.
What are you wearing?
Jeans and a black camisole.
How many cars have you owned?
I've never owned a car.
Type of music you dislike most?
I dunno. I hate to write off whole genres. Screamo?
Why are those people always screaming?
Because they have no respect.
Are you registered to vote?
Yes.
Do you have cable?
No. Well, technically yes. I think it's part of our internet-and-such package, but we've been too lazy to buy a splitter.
What kind of computer do you use?
I have a Toshiba.
Ever made a prank phone call?
Yeah. I suck at it, though. I prefer to give numbers (sorry, David Jamison!) to the true masters.
You like anyone right now?
No. I hate everyone.
Would you go bungee jumping or sky diving?
Yes.
Furthest place you ever traveled?
Japan.
Do u know all the words to the national anthem?
No. I mean, I know all the words to the first verse, the part I'm supposed to know.
Shower, morning or night?
Eh, I usually shower in the early afternoon.
Best movie you've seen in the past month?
Meet Me in St. Louis!
Favorite pizza toppings?
I like pizza toppings.
Chips or popcorn?
Chips.
What cell phone provider do you have?'
AT&T.
Have you ever smoked peanut shells?
No.
Have you ever been in a beauty pageant?
As if.
Orange Juice or apple?
Apple.
Who were the last people you sat at lunch with?
I ate lunch with my roommate Natalie today. We ordered from El Fogon. It was okay.
Who is your longest friend and how long?
We're no longer super tight, but I have known Halley since I was five and dang, she grew up to be pretty cool.
Last time you ate a homegrown tomato?
No idea.
Have you ever won a trophy?
Yes.
Favorite arcade game?
The love tester, Marvel vs. CapCom, that thing with the lights that spin and you have to hit it at the right moment to win tickets.
Ever ordered from an infomercial?
No.
Sprite or 7-UP?
Sprite.
Have you ever had to wear a uniform to school/work?
Yes.
Last thing you bought at Walgreens?
Paper towels.
Ever thrown up in public?
Yes. Man, does that suck.
Would you prefer being a millionaire or finding true love?
Right now, I'd take the million dollars. But okay, true love.
Do you believe in love at first sight?
No.
Did you have long hair as a young kid?
I had an outrageous chili bowl for awhile.
What message is on your voicemail machine?
I don't know.
Where would you like to go right now?
Russia.
Whats the name of your pet?
Stanley.
How did you get your pet?
Christmas present.
What kind of back pack do you have, and what's in it?
I don't have a backpack.
What do you think about most?
Myself, I suppose.
Sonntag, 3. Mai 2009
music poem
Put your MP3 player on shuffle,
and write down the first line of the first twenty songs.
Post the poem that results.
The first line of the twenty-first song is the title.
Quaker toil and Texan oil
Your organic medical talk propels off my arms.
After one long season of waiting,
Oh, my land is a wild goose.
There was a woman in the Bible days,
As a mutual friend it was difficult to pretend that I was anything less than concerned.
For a change, she got out before he hurt her bad.
I wish I could live free.
Now the corporations stopped -
Education is their business.
Fingers reaching,
She's a jar with a heavy lid.
Sitting in a park in Paris, France
She helped me remove the bullet
from my leg.
She is benediction.
Before being a man
You can tuck it on the inside.
So play me some mountain music -
We're taking over.
Looking at your watch a third time,
I am still living with your ghost.
Bahahaha. Don't know what the plot of this would be. I think I'm an international fugitive on the run from the police, though.
and write down the first line of the first twenty songs.
Post the poem that results.
The first line of the twenty-first song is the title.
Quaker toil and Texan oil
Your organic medical talk propels off my arms.
After one long season of waiting,
Oh, my land is a wild goose.
There was a woman in the Bible days,
As a mutual friend it was difficult to pretend that I was anything less than concerned.
For a change, she got out before he hurt her bad.
I wish I could live free.
Now the corporations stopped -
Education is their business.
Fingers reaching,
She's a jar with a heavy lid.
Sitting in a park in Paris, France
She helped me remove the bullet
from my leg.
She is benediction.
Before being a man
You can tuck it on the inside.
So play me some mountain music -
We're taking over.
Looking at your watch a third time,
I am still living with your ghost.
Bahahaha. Don't know what the plot of this would be. I think I'm an international fugitive on the run from the police, though.
Sonntag, 29. März 2009
FOUR THINGS:
Here are four things about me that you may or may not have known, in no particular order.
Four names that people call you:
1. Allison
2. Bro
3. That's really it.
4. Seriously.
Four jobs I have had in my life:
1. register monkey at Walgreens
2. commercial fisherman
3. financial burden
4. assassin
Four movies I've watched more than once (I've seen all of these a BAZILLION times... approximately):
1. Star Wars episode IV
2. Star Wars episode V
3. Star Wars episode VI
4. ...and Clueless, why not.
Four places I have lived:
1. Huntsville, TX
2. Berlin, Deutschland
3. Brooklyn, NY
4. Amherst, MA
Four places I have traveled:
1. Tokyo
2. Prague
3. Krakow
4. London
Four people who e-mail me:
1. My mom
2. Ian
3. My grandfather
4. Facebook
Four of my favorite foods:
1. sushi
2. chicken tikka
3. ice cream
4. wings
Four places I'd rather be right now:
1. Los Panchitos
2. a nice, sunny beach
3. anywhere with friends I haven't seen in awhile
4. in bed asleep
Four friends I think will respond:
Haha, no.
Four TV shows that I watch:
1. Jeopardy
2. Gossip Girl
3. The Soup
4. Those weird exploitative docu-shows that are always on BBC America like "My Fake Baby" and "Britain's Youngest Grannies"
Here are four things about me that you may or may not have known, in no particular order.
Four names that people call you:
1. Allison
2. Bro
3. That's really it.
4. Seriously.
Four jobs I have had in my life:
1. register monkey at Walgreens
2. commercial fisherman
3. financial burden
4. assassin
Four movies I've watched more than once (I've seen all of these a BAZILLION times... approximately):
1. Star Wars episode IV
2. Star Wars episode V
3. Star Wars episode VI
4. ...and Clueless, why not.
Four places I have lived:
1. Huntsville, TX
2. Berlin, Deutschland
3. Brooklyn, NY
4. Amherst, MA
Four places I have traveled:
1. Tokyo
2. Prague
3. Krakow
4. London
Four people who e-mail me:
1. My mom
2. Ian
3. My grandfather
4. Facebook
Four of my favorite foods:
1. sushi
2. chicken tikka
3. ice cream
4. wings
Four places I'd rather be right now:
1. Los Panchitos
2. a nice, sunny beach
3. anywhere with friends I haven't seen in awhile
4. in bed asleep
Four friends I think will respond:
Haha, no.
Four TV shows that I watch:
1. Jeopardy
2. Gossip Girl
3. The Soup
4. Those weird exploitative docu-shows that are always on BBC America like "My Fake Baby" and "Britain's Youngest Grannies"
Donnerstag, 12. März 2009
and another music thing (thanks Tiffany)
Haha, I think I will make this a playlist.
IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?
1. Opening Credits:
Lovecraft - the Vaselines
2. Waking Up:
Fucking Righteous - Pavement
3. First Day at School:
Gettin' Up - Q-Tip
4. Falling in Love:
Blue Arrangements - the Silver Jews
5. Losing Virginity:
Looking Down the Barrel of a Gun - Beastie Boys
(...Um.)
6. Fight Song:
The Butcher - Final Fantasy
7. Breaking Up:
Strangers - Portishead
8. Prom:
The Plan - Richard Hell & the Voidoids
9. Life:
Road - Nick Drake
10. Mental Breakdown:
Open the Door, Homer - Bob Dylan & the Band
11. Driving:
Can U Keep a Secret - De La Soul
12. Flashback:
The Devil's Eye - the Go-Betweens
13. Getting Back Together:
Age of Consent - New Order
14. Wedding:
The Hardest Walk - the Jesus & Mary Chain
15. Birth of Child:
Poison Dart - the Bug
16. Final Battle:
Computer World 2 - Kraftwerk
17. Death Scene:
Don't You Worry 'Bout a Thing - Stevie Wonder
18. Funeral Song:
Subterraneans - David Bowie
IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?
1. Opening Credits:
Lovecraft - the Vaselines
2. Waking Up:
Fucking Righteous - Pavement
3. First Day at School:
Gettin' Up - Q-Tip
4. Falling in Love:
Blue Arrangements - the Silver Jews
5. Losing Virginity:
Looking Down the Barrel of a Gun - Beastie Boys
(...Um.)
6. Fight Song:
The Butcher - Final Fantasy
7. Breaking Up:
Strangers - Portishead
8. Prom:
The Plan - Richard Hell & the Voidoids
9. Life:
Road - Nick Drake
10. Mental Breakdown:
Open the Door, Homer - Bob Dylan & the Band
11. Driving:
Can U Keep a Secret - De La Soul
12. Flashback:
The Devil's Eye - the Go-Betweens
13. Getting Back Together:
Age of Consent - New Order
14. Wedding:
The Hardest Walk - the Jesus & Mary Chain
15. Birth of Child:
Poison Dart - the Bug
16. Final Battle:
Computer World 2 - Kraftwerk
17. Death Scene:
Don't You Worry 'Bout a Thing - Stevie Wonder
18. Funeral Song:
Subterraneans - David Bowie
Facebook friends thing
Didn't want to actually post this on facebook...
1 Lisa
2 Blaine
3 Sam D
4 Tiffany
5 Zak
6 Olivia
7 Solomon H
8 Sam F
9 David J
10 Lester Mazor
11 Bradford
12 Alyssa
13 Joel
14 Amanda S
1. How did you meet 1?
We met at practice for the city swim team. Summer between fourth and fifth grades. The first thing she ever said to me: "I can swim like a manatee. Wanna see?" Then we swam like manatees together... and the rest is history?
2. What would you do if you never met 14?
Well, I can't possibly know that, but I imagine life would be a little bleaker. And I never would have had that interesting night where she had a seizure at the hookah bar.
3. What would you do if you dated 10?
God, that would be weird. Not much. He's a very old, married ex-professor guy with limited mobility and he lives in Germany. So I guess if we dated, our relationship would be comprised of emailing one another behind his wife's back.
4. Have you ever seen 8 cry?
Yes, and it was horrifically depressing.
5. Would 3 and 13 make a good couple?
No. Not at all. She is 21, has a boyfriend and lives in New York. He's in his forties, and I'm pretty sure he's not interested in women.
6. Describe 9.
I dunno. He's a pretty cool guy. I'm a big fan.
7. Do you like 6?
Most of the time.
8. Do you think 12 is attractive?
Yes.
9. When was the last time you talked to 9?
A few weeks ago.
10. Would you ever date 7?
No. He has slept with half of my friends. It would be weird and incestuous.
11. Where does 13 live?
Houston, TX.
12. What is the best thing about 1?
That's too hard. There are a lot of great things about Lisa.
13. What would you like to tell 10 right now?
I miss having Sunday brunch at his house with all my Berlin friends and enemies.
14. What is the best thing about 3?
Too hard. I don't feel like thinking about these.
15. Have you ever kissed 8?
No.
16. What's the best memory you have of 1?
Too hard.
17. When is the next time you're gonna see 12?
I... have no idea. We became friends on a forum when we were bored on the internet in late junior high, and have never actually met.
18. Is 5 pretty?
He's beautiful!
19. What was your first impression of 4?
I must have thought she was talking a big game, because we met when we were bragging about our climbing abilities on the playground.
20. Is 10 your best friend?
No.
21. Have you seen 6 in the last month?
Yes.
22. When was the last time you saw 13?
Christmas.
23. Is 11 interesting?
Yes.
24. When's the next time you'll see 1?
I hope to see her in April.
25. Are you really close to 7?
No.
26. Would you give 12 a hug?
Sure.
28. Do you know a secret about 2?
I don't think so.
29. Describe the relationship between 4 and 9.
Er, they are friends, but not like BFF. We all went to high school together.
30. What's your friendship like with 5?
Awesome. He's one of my best friends, and I won't hear a negative word spoken against him.
31. Have you ever danced with 13?
Maybe when I was, like, a small child.
32. How do you know 6?
We met in college.
33. Does 14 have a bf/gf?
I think she has a girlfriend kind of. An "It's Complicated" situation.
34. Have you ever wanted to punch 11 in the face?
No.
35. Has 3 met your mother?
No.
36. Have you traveled anywhere with 11?
No. Well, I went to AA with him once.
37. If you gave 7 $100, what would they spend it on?
Drugs.
38. What is your best memory of 4?
Shut up, shut up.
39. What is the one thing you most want 11 to know?
If I could go back in time, I would go on a date with him.
40. What was the last thing you did with 10?
Had goodbye dinner in Berlin with him at his house, mid-summer '07.
41. When did you meet 12?
On a forum in, like, 2000.
42. What do you like least about 8?
She is probably moving back to Maryland when she graduates in May. Even further away from me. Lame.
1 Lisa
2 Blaine
3 Sam D
4 Tiffany
5 Zak
6 Olivia
7 Solomon H
8 Sam F
9 David J
10 Lester Mazor
11 Bradford
12 Alyssa
13 Joel
14 Amanda S
1. How did you meet 1?
We met at practice for the city swim team. Summer between fourth and fifth grades. The first thing she ever said to me: "I can swim like a manatee. Wanna see?" Then we swam like manatees together... and the rest is history?
2. What would you do if you never met 14?
Well, I can't possibly know that, but I imagine life would be a little bleaker. And I never would have had that interesting night where she had a seizure at the hookah bar.
3. What would you do if you dated 10?
God, that would be weird. Not much. He's a very old, married ex-professor guy with limited mobility and he lives in Germany. So I guess if we dated, our relationship would be comprised of emailing one another behind his wife's back.
4. Have you ever seen 8 cry?
Yes, and it was horrifically depressing.
5. Would 3 and 13 make a good couple?
No. Not at all. She is 21, has a boyfriend and lives in New York. He's in his forties, and I'm pretty sure he's not interested in women.
6. Describe 9.
I dunno. He's a pretty cool guy. I'm a big fan.
7. Do you like 6?
Most of the time.
8. Do you think 12 is attractive?
Yes.
9. When was the last time you talked to 9?
A few weeks ago.
10. Would you ever date 7?
No. He has slept with half of my friends. It would be weird and incestuous.
11. Where does 13 live?
Houston, TX.
12. What is the best thing about 1?
That's too hard. There are a lot of great things about Lisa.
13. What would you like to tell 10 right now?
I miss having Sunday brunch at his house with all my Berlin friends and enemies.
14. What is the best thing about 3?
Too hard. I don't feel like thinking about these.
15. Have you ever kissed 8?
No.
16. What's the best memory you have of 1?
Too hard.
17. When is the next time you're gonna see 12?
I... have no idea. We became friends on a forum when we were bored on the internet in late junior high, and have never actually met.
18. Is 5 pretty?
He's beautiful!
19. What was your first impression of 4?
I must have thought she was talking a big game, because we met when we were bragging about our climbing abilities on the playground.
20. Is 10 your best friend?
No.
21. Have you seen 6 in the last month?
Yes.
22. When was the last time you saw 13?
Christmas.
23. Is 11 interesting?
Yes.
24. When's the next time you'll see 1?
I hope to see her in April.
25. Are you really close to 7?
No.
26. Would you give 12 a hug?
Sure.
28. Do you know a secret about 2?
I don't think so.
29. Describe the relationship between 4 and 9.
Er, they are friends, but not like BFF. We all went to high school together.
30. What's your friendship like with 5?
Awesome. He's one of my best friends, and I won't hear a negative word spoken against him.
31. Have you ever danced with 13?
Maybe when I was, like, a small child.
32. How do you know 6?
We met in college.
33. Does 14 have a bf/gf?
I think she has a girlfriend kind of. An "It's Complicated" situation.
34. Have you ever wanted to punch 11 in the face?
No.
35. Has 3 met your mother?
No.
36. Have you traveled anywhere with 11?
No. Well, I went to AA with him once.
37. If you gave 7 $100, what would they spend it on?
Drugs.
38. What is your best memory of 4?
Shut up, shut up.
39. What is the one thing you most want 11 to know?
If I could go back in time, I would go on a date with him.
40. What was the last thing you did with 10?
Had goodbye dinner in Berlin with him at his house, mid-summer '07.
41. When did you meet 12?
On a forum in, like, 2000.
42. What do you like least about 8?
She is probably moving back to Maryland when she graduates in May. Even further away from me. Lame.
Samstag, 21. Februar 2009
Survey V
1. last beverage → Coffee.
2. last phone call → Tom.
3. last text message → Don't remember.
4. last song you listened to → Islands in the Stream!
5. last time you cried → I almost cried yesterday, but I manned up.
SIX HAVE YOU EVER:
6. dropped your phone in the toilet → No, but I have dropped my passport in the toilet.
8. dated someone twice → Twice isn't enough. I need to date someone at least sixteen times before I can move forward.
9. been cheated on → That gets a bit technical. Were we broken up or weren't we? I say no, he says yes.
10. kissed someone & regretted it → Yes.
11. lost someone special → Yes.
12. been depressed → Well, sure.
13. been dumped → Yes.
LIST FOUR FAVORITE COLORS:
14. Yellow
15. Brown
16. Red
17. Green
THIS year HAVE YOU:
18. Made new friends → Yeah!
19. Fallen out of love → No.
20. Laughed until you cried → Yes.
21. Met someone who changed you → Yes.
22. Found out who your true friends were → I don't think I ever didn't know who my true friends are.
23. Found out someone was talking about you → Maybe. Everyone talks.
24. Kissed anyone on your friends list → Yes.
25. How many people on your friends list do you know in real life → Most of them.
26. How many kids do you want to have → None.
27. Do you have any pets → Stanley!
28. Do you want to change your name → No, I love my name.
29. What did you do for your last birthday → Went to a Superbowl party.
30. What time did you wake up today → 11:00am.
31. What were you doing at midnight last night → Watching a movie.
32. Name something you CANNOT wait for → Um, nothing.
33. Last time you saw your father → Over Christmas break.
34. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life → I wish I my iTunes shuffle would quit trying to force me to listen to the same song I don't want to listen to, among other things.
35. What are you listening to right now → Steve Earle, haha. I'm on a country kick. It helps me get in the spirit of housecleaning.
36. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom → Yes.
37. What's getting on your nerves right now → Nothing, I feel pretty good.
38. Most visited webpage → Gmail.
39. Whats your real name → Allison.
40. Nicknames→ I don't think I have any.
41. Relationship Status → Single.
42. Zodiac sign → Aquarius.
43. Male or female or transgendered → Female.
44. Elementary → Bluebonnet Academy, Lifestyle Christian School.
45. Middle School → Huntsville Intermediate School, Mance Park Middle School.
46. High school → Huntsville High School.
47. Hair color → Brown.
48. Long or short → I like it long.
49. Height → 5'5"
50. Do you have a crush on someone → Not really.
52: What do you like about yourself → Lots of things.
53. Piercings → I have some.
54. Skipped Class → Yes.
55. Righty or lefty → Righty.
FIRSTS :
56. First love → That one guy.
57. First piercing → Ears, when I was... eleven?
58. First best friends → Holly, Mallory, Halley.
60. First pet → Otis or Opie, I can't remember which came first, or if we had them both when I was born.
61. First vacation → Galveston.
62. First concert → Our Lady Peace, haha.
63. First crush → I don't know. Jess Mooney, I think, in second grade.
RIGHT NOW:
64. Eating → Nothing.
65. Drinking → Nothing.
66. I'm about to → Continue eating and drinking nothing.
67. Listening to → Nas.
68. Waiting for → Nothing.
YOUR FUTURE :
69. Want kids → No.
70. Want to get married → Maybe. Cross that bridge when I come to it.
71. Careers in mind → Archaeologist.
WHICH IS BETTER WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX?
72. Lips or eyes → Eyes.
73. Hugs or kisses → Eh.
74. Shorter or taller → Taller.
75. Older or Younger → Older.
76. Romantic or spontaneous → Um, both?
77. Nice stomach or nice arms → Arms.
78. Sensitive or loud → Both, when it's appropriate.
79. Hook-up or relationship → Neither right now.
80. Trouble maker or hesitant → I don't know. This is dumb.
HAVE YOU EVER :
81. Kissed a stranger → Yes.
82. Dined & Dashed → No, that's a shitty thing to do.
83. Lost glasses/contacts → I have no idea where my glasses are.
84. Sex on first date → I mean, I've had sex with someone I wasn't dating, but I've never had sex on a first official date.
85. Broken someone's heart → I don't think so.
86. Had your own heart broken → Yes.
87. Been arrested → Yes.
88. Turned someone down → Yes.
89. Cried when someone died → Yes.
90. Liked a friend that is a girl? → Yes.
DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
91. Yourself → Yes.
92. Miracles → No.
93. Love at first sight → No.
94. Heaven → No.
95. Santa Clause → No.
96. Kiss on the first date → That's sweet, but you don't need to take me on a date.
97. Angels → No.
ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:
98. Is there one person you want to be with right now → No.
99. Had more than one boyfriend/girlfriend at one time → No.
100. Posting this as 100 Truths → No.
2. last phone call → Tom.
3. last text message → Don't remember.
4. last song you listened to → Islands in the Stream!
5. last time you cried → I almost cried yesterday, but I manned up.
SIX HAVE YOU EVER:
6. dropped your phone in the toilet → No, but I have dropped my passport in the toilet.
8. dated someone twice → Twice isn't enough. I need to date someone at least sixteen times before I can move forward.
9. been cheated on → That gets a bit technical. Were we broken up or weren't we? I say no, he says yes.
10. kissed someone & regretted it → Yes.
11. lost someone special → Yes.
12. been depressed → Well, sure.
13. been dumped → Yes.
LIST FOUR FAVORITE COLORS:
14. Yellow
15. Brown
16. Red
17. Green
THIS year HAVE YOU:
18. Made new friends → Yeah!
19. Fallen out of love → No.
20. Laughed until you cried → Yes.
21. Met someone who changed you → Yes.
22. Found out who your true friends were → I don't think I ever didn't know who my true friends are.
23. Found out someone was talking about you → Maybe. Everyone talks.
24. Kissed anyone on your friends list → Yes.
25. How many people on your friends list do you know in real life → Most of them.
26. How many kids do you want to have → None.
27. Do you have any pets → Stanley!
28. Do you want to change your name → No, I love my name.
29. What did you do for your last birthday → Went to a Superbowl party.
30. What time did you wake up today → 11:00am.
31. What were you doing at midnight last night → Watching a movie.
32. Name something you CANNOT wait for → Um, nothing.
33. Last time you saw your father → Over Christmas break.
34. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life → I wish I my iTunes shuffle would quit trying to force me to listen to the same song I don't want to listen to, among other things.
35. What are you listening to right now → Steve Earle, haha. I'm on a country kick. It helps me get in the spirit of housecleaning.
36. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom → Yes.
37. What's getting on your nerves right now → Nothing, I feel pretty good.
38. Most visited webpage → Gmail.
39. Whats your real name → Allison.
40. Nicknames→ I don't think I have any.
41. Relationship Status → Single.
42. Zodiac sign → Aquarius.
43. Male or female or transgendered → Female.
44. Elementary → Bluebonnet Academy, Lifestyle Christian School.
45. Middle School → Huntsville Intermediate School, Mance Park Middle School.
46. High school → Huntsville High School.
47. Hair color → Brown.
48. Long or short → I like it long.
49. Height → 5'5"
50. Do you have a crush on someone → Not really.
52: What do you like about yourself → Lots of things.
53. Piercings → I have some.
54. Skipped Class → Yes.
55. Righty or lefty → Righty.
FIRSTS :
56. First love → That one guy.
57. First piercing → Ears, when I was... eleven?
58. First best friends → Holly, Mallory, Halley.
60. First pet → Otis or Opie, I can't remember which came first, or if we had them both when I was born.
61. First vacation → Galveston.
62. First concert → Our Lady Peace, haha.
63. First crush → I don't know. Jess Mooney, I think, in second grade.
RIGHT NOW:
64. Eating → Nothing.
65. Drinking → Nothing.
66. I'm about to → Continue eating and drinking nothing.
67. Listening to → Nas.
68. Waiting for → Nothing.
YOUR FUTURE :
69. Want kids → No.
70. Want to get married → Maybe. Cross that bridge when I come to it.
71. Careers in mind → Archaeologist.
WHICH IS BETTER WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX?
72. Lips or eyes → Eyes.
73. Hugs or kisses → Eh.
74. Shorter or taller → Taller.
75. Older or Younger → Older.
76. Romantic or spontaneous → Um, both?
77. Nice stomach or nice arms → Arms.
78. Sensitive or loud → Both, when it's appropriate.
79. Hook-up or relationship → Neither right now.
80. Trouble maker or hesitant → I don't know. This is dumb.
HAVE YOU EVER :
81. Kissed a stranger → Yes.
82. Dined & Dashed → No, that's a shitty thing to do.
83. Lost glasses/contacts → I have no idea where my glasses are.
84. Sex on first date → I mean, I've had sex with someone I wasn't dating, but I've never had sex on a first official date.
85. Broken someone's heart → I don't think so.
86. Had your own heart broken → Yes.
87. Been arrested → Yes.
88. Turned someone down → Yes.
89. Cried when someone died → Yes.
90. Liked a friend that is a girl? → Yes.
DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
91. Yourself → Yes.
92. Miracles → No.
93. Love at first sight → No.
94. Heaven → No.
95. Santa Clause → No.
96. Kiss on the first date → That's sweet, but you don't need to take me on a date.
97. Angels → No.
ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:
98. Is there one person you want to be with right now → No.
99. Had more than one boyfriend/girlfriend at one time → No.
100. Posting this as 100 Truths → No.
Montag, 16. Februar 2009
Survey IV
1. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?
Not really. Sort of Alison Krauss and sort of my mother's twirling coach or something. My grandfather just really liked the name Allison.
2. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED?
I mostly cry when I get high and watch TV, which happens frequently. I last cried during an episode of Skins.
3. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
Yes.
4. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT?
Like... ham. I don't know what brand.
5. DO YOU HAVE KIDS?
Hell no.
6. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?
I like to think I would be.
7. DO YOU USE SARCASM?
Yeah, sometimes, I guess.
8. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS?
Yes.
9. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP?
Yes.
10. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL?
Reese's Puffs, Cinnamon Toast Crunch. All the sugary, teeth-rotting kinds.
11. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF?
No.
13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM?
All sorts, really.
14. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE?
Probably how one carries oneself.
Where'd #15 go?
16. WHAT IS YOUR LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOURSELF?
I'm an emotional basketcase, I can't take any kind of unsolicited criticism, I am defensive and mean.
17. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST?
I miss a lot of people. Huntsville friends, Amherst friends, my mom, dad, brothers and grandparents.
18. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO COMPLETE THIS LIST?
Sure.
19. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING?
Blue (jeans) and white chucks.
20. FAVORITE SOUNDS:
Certainly not the dog barking his head off, which is happening at present.
21. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW?
Fucking Stanley going nuts.
22. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE?
Burnt umber.
23. FAVORITE SMELLS?
Gasoline, freshly cut grass, my perfume, baking desserts.
24. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?
I believe it was Pesha.
25. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU?
I took it from Tiffany, and I am quite fond of her.
26. FAVORITE SPORTS TO WATCH?
Golf.
27. HAIR COLOR?
Brown.
28. EYE COLOR?
Brown.
29. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS?
Yes.
30. FAVORITE FOOD?
Sushi, various curries, ice cream, various sandwiches, candies of all sorts, falafel
31. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDINGS?
Scary movies.
32. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED?
Pump up the Volume.
33. WHAT COLOR SHIRT ARE YOU WEARING?
I'd say it's hunter green, but I could be wrong.
34. SUMMER OR WINTER?
Spring!
35. HUGS OR KISSES?
I abhor all forms of physical contact.
36. MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND?
No one is going to do this. I would have said Tiffany, but she's already done it.
38. LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND?
Everyone.
39. BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW?
I started rereading Vanity Fair today.
40. WHAT IS ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?
No mouse pad.
41. WHAT DID YOU WATCH ON TV LAST NIGHT?
Marathon of Wife Swap.
43. ROLLING STONES OR BEATLES?
Beatles.
44. WHAT IS THE FARTHEST YOU HAVE BEEN FROM HOME?
Japan.
45. DO YOU HAVE A SPECIAL TALENT?
No.
46. WHERE WERE YOU BORN?
Huntsville, Texas.
Not really. Sort of Alison Krauss and sort of my mother's twirling coach or something. My grandfather just really liked the name Allison.
2. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED?
I mostly cry when I get high and watch TV, which happens frequently. I last cried during an episode of Skins.
3. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
Yes.
4. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT?
Like... ham. I don't know what brand.
5. DO YOU HAVE KIDS?
Hell no.
6. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?
I like to think I would be.
7. DO YOU USE SARCASM?
Yeah, sometimes, I guess.
8. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS?
Yes.
9. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP?
Yes.
10. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL?
Reese's Puffs, Cinnamon Toast Crunch. All the sugary, teeth-rotting kinds.
11. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF?
No.
13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM?
All sorts, really.
14. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE?
Probably how one carries oneself.
Where'd #15 go?
16. WHAT IS YOUR LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOURSELF?
I'm an emotional basketcase, I can't take any kind of unsolicited criticism, I am defensive and mean.
17. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST?
I miss a lot of people. Huntsville friends, Amherst friends, my mom, dad, brothers and grandparents.
18. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO COMPLETE THIS LIST?
Sure.
19. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING?
Blue (jeans) and white chucks.
20. FAVORITE SOUNDS:
Certainly not the dog barking his head off, which is happening at present.
21. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW?
Fucking Stanley going nuts.
22. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE?
Burnt umber.
23. FAVORITE SMELLS?
Gasoline, freshly cut grass, my perfume, baking desserts.
24. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?
I believe it was Pesha.
25. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU?
I took it from Tiffany, and I am quite fond of her.
26. FAVORITE SPORTS TO WATCH?
Golf.
27. HAIR COLOR?
Brown.
28. EYE COLOR?
Brown.
29. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS?
Yes.
30. FAVORITE FOOD?
Sushi, various curries, ice cream, various sandwiches, candies of all sorts, falafel
31. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDINGS?
Scary movies.
32. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED?
Pump up the Volume.
33. WHAT COLOR SHIRT ARE YOU WEARING?
I'd say it's hunter green, but I could be wrong.
34. SUMMER OR WINTER?
Spring!
35. HUGS OR KISSES?
I abhor all forms of physical contact.
36. MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND?
No one is going to do this. I would have said Tiffany, but she's already done it.
38. LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND?
Everyone.
39. BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW?
I started rereading Vanity Fair today.
40. WHAT IS ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?
No mouse pad.
41. WHAT DID YOU WATCH ON TV LAST NIGHT?
Marathon of Wife Swap.
43. ROLLING STONES OR BEATLES?
Beatles.
44. WHAT IS THE FARTHEST YOU HAVE BEEN FROM HOME?
Japan.
45. DO YOU HAVE A SPECIAL TALENT?
No.
46. WHERE WERE YOU BORN?
Huntsville, Texas.
Samstag, 14. Februar 2009
Soul Survivor
IF SOMEONE SAYS 'ARE YOU OKAY' YOU SAY?
Armistice Day - Paul Simon
HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF?
Straight Line - Wire
WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
Cough Syrup - Butthole Surfers
HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
Never Had No One Ever - the Smiths
WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
Oh Yeah! - Foxy Brown
WHAT'S YOUR MOTTO?
Terminator und Popeye - We Butter the Bread with Butter
WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
Computer Blue - Prince
WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
I'm a Mindless Idiot - Meat Puppets
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
Security of the First World - Public Enemy
WHAT IS 2 + 2?
Girls Want to Be with the Girl - Talking Heads
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
Krautrock - Faust
WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
Rory Rides Me Raw - Vaselines
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
Endless Endless - Kraftwerk
WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Spoilt Victorian Child - the Fall
WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
Elephant Talk - King Crimson
WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
The Devil's Eye - Go-Betweens
WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
Four Left Feet - the Ditty Bops
WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST FEAR?
Future Days - Can
WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
Rodeo in Joliet - the Jesus Lizard
WHAT DO YOU WANT RIGHT NOW?
Love Goes On! - the Go-Betweens
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
Crows - the Mountain Goats
WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?
Soul Survivor - Rolling Stones
Armistice Day - Paul Simon
HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF?
Straight Line - Wire
WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
Cough Syrup - Butthole Surfers
HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
Never Had No One Ever - the Smiths
WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
Oh Yeah! - Foxy Brown
WHAT'S YOUR MOTTO?
Terminator und Popeye - We Butter the Bread with Butter
WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
Computer Blue - Prince
WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
I'm a Mindless Idiot - Meat Puppets
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
Security of the First World - Public Enemy
WHAT IS 2 + 2?
Girls Want to Be with the Girl - Talking Heads
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
Krautrock - Faust
WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
Rory Rides Me Raw - Vaselines
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
Endless Endless - Kraftwerk
WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Spoilt Victorian Child - the Fall
WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
Elephant Talk - King Crimson
WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
The Devil's Eye - Go-Betweens
WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
Four Left Feet - the Ditty Bops
WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST FEAR?
Future Days - Can
WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
Rodeo in Joliet - the Jesus Lizard
WHAT DO YOU WANT RIGHT NOW?
Love Goes On! - the Go-Betweens
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
Crows - the Mountain Goats
WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?
Soul Survivor - Rolling Stones
Freitag, 6. Februar 2009
Survey III
I suppose I'll just keep doing these!
1. Do you know anyone in prison? Um, I don't think so. Wait, yes! Yes, I do.
1. Do you know anyone in prison? Um, I don't think so. Wait, yes! Yes, I do.
2. Have you ever logged onto a boyfriend/girlfriend/crush's myspace? No, but I can't say I wouldn't look if I sat down at my imaginary boyfriend/girlfriend/crush's computer and his/her/its page was up. I'm a curious lad.
3. When is the last time you ate peanut butter and jelly? Oh, I have no idea.
4. Do you have a desk in your room? Yes. It's covered in shit, though. Functioning more as a table (or just a surface) than a desk.
5. Have you ever gotten naked at a party? Yeah, though I'm pretty sure the last time I was naked at a party was a slumber party with truth or dare and stuff, so it must have been many moons ago.
6. What kind of car insurance do you have? I don't have car insurance.
7. Are you named after one of your parents or grandparents? No.
8. Does your first significant other still live in the same town as you? No.
9. Do you throw up gang signs? No.
10. Have you ever broken a rib? No.
11. Would you rather be a girl or a guy? Oh, I'm pretty down with being me.
12. Who is the most spoiled person you know? I'm pretty spoiled in terms of getting my way about things, but I suppose Andy is the most spoiled person I know in terms of having a lot of pricey material goods.
13. Would you rather have a million dollars or true love? Right now, at this moment, I would rather have the million dollars. I'm going to assume taking the million dollars doesn't preclude my finding true love in the future.
14. Have you ever had sex in church? No.
15. Is your boyfriend/girlfriend a marine? I don't have a boyfriend.
16. Do you watch the Grammy's? I watched last year. It was boring as shit.
17. Would you ever work for the border patrol? No.
18. Which one word would describe your last relationship: Fun.
19. Would you rather date someone 2 years older then you or 20 years older then you? Two years older.
20. Have you ever had a eating disorder? No.
21. Do you have a porn collection? No.
22. How many proms have you been to in your life? Just the one.
23. Have you ever been in a inter-racial relationship? No.
24. Is your birthday on a holiday? Groundhog's Day Eve. Oh, and National Freedom Day (thanks Tiffany!).
25. Are you old enough to vote? Yes.
26. Do you have any friends or family in the War right now??? No.
28. Do you worry about global warming? No, I can't honestly say that I do.
29. Do you like polar bears? Yes.
30. Have you ever been cheated on? Them's murky waters.
31. What kind of birth control do you use? Condoms.
32. What slang word(s) do you call marijuana? Uh, I don't know. Pot. Weed.
33. Are you an atheist? Yes. Well, not really. I don't know/particularly care if there is a god, but I find that people leave me alone about it more when I say I'm atheist. When you say agnostic, people see opportunity.
34. Did you lose your virginity to your neighbor? No. Ugh, no, ew. Just thinking about making it with my neighbors over the years. It would have been so very inappropriate.
35. Did or do you think your childhood dreams will come true? I will probably never become a world-class figure skater. Or a paleontologist. But that's okay.
36. Do you wear your sweetie's clothes? I ain't got one of them.
37. What's your opinion on gold diggers? There are a lot of reasons people get into relationships, not all of them love, but I don't think that automatically invalidates them. I mean, it's a less than ideal situation and true gold-digger behavior is sketchy, for sure, but I don't know, I don't feel comfortable drawing the line between seeking financial security/stability, opportunism and gold-digging. I don't like this question. < -- coming back to this sober, I think all I meant was that if both parties are aware of the nature of the relationship, it's okay.
38. Are you a country or city girl/boy? Uh, neither. I guess I am a small-town girl.
39. Is your car a 2002 or higher? I don't have a car.
40. Do you floss daily? No.
Montag, 2. Februar 2009
Survey II
1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
"sistent and systematic hypothesis concerning the causes of suicide,"
2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can.
What's there?
The dog.
3.
What is the last thing you watched on TV?
The Office.
4.
Without looking, guess what time it is:
Ah, shit, I looked.
5. Now look at the clock.
What is the actual time?
It's 5:02.
6.
With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
The dishwasher, a car driving by.
7.
When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
Twenty minutes ago. I smoked a cigarette and let Stanley run around a bit.
8.
Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
Other websites.
9.
What are you wearing?
Jeans and a t-shirt.
10.
Did you dream last night?
Probably.
11.
When did you last laugh?
Earlier?
12.
What is on the walls of the room you are in?
A few posters.
13.
Seen anything weird lately?
I saw a guy roughing up a girl in a doorway. That's not weird, really, but it was fucked up.
14.
What do you think of this quiz?
It's a great way to waste time.
15.
What is the last film you saw?
Um, I saw part of King Corn.
16.
If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
Real estate.
17.
Tell me something about you that I don't know:
I can hula many hoops at once.
19.
Do you like to dance?
Yes.
20.
George Bush:
That's not a question.
21.
Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
Ew. I have no idea.
22.
Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
I have no idea. And ew.
23.
Would you ever consider living abroad?
Yes.
24.
What do you want to say to God when you reach the pearly gates?
What up. Surprise!
"sistent and systematic hypothesis concerning the causes of suicide,"
2. Stret
What'
The dog.
3.
What is the last thing
The Office.
4.
Witho
Ah, shit, I looked.
5. Now look at the clock
What is the actua
It's 5:02.
6.
With the excep
The dishwasher, a car driving by.
7.
When did you last step outsi
Twenty minutes ago. I smoked a cigarette and let Stanley run around a bit.
8.
Befor
Other
9.
What are you weari
Jeans and a t-shirt.
10.
Did you dream
Probably.
11.
When did you last laugh
Earli
12.
What is on the walls
A few posters.
13.
Seen anyth
I saw a guy roughing up a girl in a doorway. That's not weird, really, but it was fucked up.
14.
What do you think
It's a great
15.
What is the last film you saw?
Um, I saw part of King Corn.
16.
If you becam
Real estate.
17.
Tell me somet
I can hula many hoops at once.
19.
Do you like to dance
Yes.
20.
Georg
That's not a question.
21.
Imagi
Ew. I have no idea.
22.
Imagi
I have no idea. And ew.
23.
Would
Yes.
24.
What do you want to say to God when you reach
What up. Surprise!
Freitag, 9. Januar 2009
Survey
If anyone ever has reason to respond to any notes I leave (Lisa, Tiffany?), write it here. I'm going to do a survey.
What is the single largest item in your apartment?
I think Sam and Natalie both have double beds.
How well can you write your name with your non dominant hand?
Not well.
What color is your bedroom?
White.
What type of computer mouse do you use?
Right now, I am using an ativa mouse. The more you know.
What is your earliest memory?
Dunno, all of my earliest memories are pretty vague and it's hard to place them in chronological order.
Have you ever jumped off of a high dive?
Yes, I love high dives! Too bad you don't see them anymore because there are idiots out there who can't jump off of one without smashing into the concrete. Seriously, how hard is it to aim for the large body of water?
Do you take vitamins?
Sometimes I eat Sam's. She always gets multivitamins that are disguised as candies - caramels and gummies and stuff.
Do you like to color inside the lines?
In coloring books, yeah.
What do you have set as your home page?
Google.
Do you think the sanctity of marriage is meant for only a man and a woman?
No.
Do you have your own radio?
Yes.
Where would you hate to have to work?
Fast food.
Who is on your speed dial?
No one.
Do you prefer lightbulbs or candles?
Lightbulbs.
How much money did you spend today?
None so far.
What are you sitting on right now?
A chair.
Do you look at yourself when you pass by reflective surfaces?
Yes. I'm vain.
Would you ever get plastic surgery?
Probs. Nothing big, more... *reconstructive.* Breast lift, that kind of thing.
Did you play with shaving cream when you were a kid?
Still do in the shower.
How big is your bed?
Twin.
Do you like the smell of Axe?
No. Shit's nasty.
Have you ever seen a volcano?
No.
What is the best halloween costume you have ever worn?
Clockwork Orange theme costume was pretty well executed, even if it's played out as an idea.
What kind of soap do you use?
Dove.
Can you snowboard?
I tried. It hurt a lot. I'd be willing to give it another go, though.
How many icons do you have on your dekstop?
Twelve or so.
What is the biggest amount of money you have ever had at one time?
$6,000, after last summer.
Do you understand how telephones work?
Pretty sure.
Do you write notes on your body?
Yeah, sometimes.
What is the prominent color in your closet?
Dunno.
What is sitting next to you right now?
A bunch of my mother's office crap.
Do you believe in lots of conspiracies?
Not a lot, no.
Do you own any really old video game systems?
What are we considering really old? I have a Game Gear around somewhere.
Are you good at baking?
I can follow a recipe, and it will turn out well, but I don't *just know* how to make anything. Also, man, I just don't enjoy baking like 99% of the time.
Have you ever made your own clothing?
Nope.
Do you prefer Tootsie Pops or Blow Pops?
Blow Pops.
Do you sneak into movie theatres?
No.
Are you a really fast text messager?
Yes.
Do you have anything you keep on you 24/7?
My hair.
Do you usually write in print or in cursive?
Cursive.
What was your first job?
I had a lemonade stand. Ha.
Do you prefer crushed ice or cubed?
Cubed.
What print is on your plates or cups in your kitchen?
I have no idea. Wait, that's dumb, I totally know this. We have some big white plates and some blue plates with, like, gray trim. All of our glasses are... glass-colored.
Have you ever made a mixed cd for someone?
Well, yes.
What do you want to buy from an infomercial?
ShamWOW! ... j/k, but maybe Slapchop. I just love that guy. "Don't cry over onions- there are too many reasons to cry - you don't have to cry anymore!"
Do you believe that animals have souls?
I'm not too keen on the idea of immortal souls, period.
What word/phrase do you find really annoying?
I hate when people misuse 'literally,' and, oh fuck, 'feel badly.' For fuck's sake. You don't feel badly. You're good at feeling. Shut up. I am aware that I don't use awesome grammar 24/sev, but 'feel badly' really gets to me.
Do you have a lava lamp or a black light?
No.
Do you find yourself not having enough electrical outlets?
No.
What is the longest you can wait patiently?
Depends. Am I waiting in line at the post office?
Have you ever been under anesthesia?
Yeah, when I had fucked up things done to my teeth.
Are your fingernails long or short?
I bite them. They are tiny and gross.
Are you afraid of bright colors?
I mean, no.
Has anyone ever accused you of being gay?
I have been hit on by chicks, but I wouldn't say they were *accusing* me of being gay.
Can you tell people honest things to their face?
Depends.
Would you rather eat grits or oatmeal?
Oatmeal, any day.
Do you own a kite?
No.
Have you ever run down and up an escalator or vice versa?
Yes.
What do you think of clothing for pets?
I dunno, Stanley has a couple of sweaters. He wears them in the snow. I hate walking him while he's wearing clothes because people look at me like I'm some kind of douchebag.
Do you tend to want things you cannot have?
Um, not generally. I want things that I could have now, but for which I will have to wait if I choose to remain in school and such.
Is it true that you can be anything you want to be?
No.
Were your parents honest to you about serious things when you were little?
No.
Would you ever dye your hair purple?
No.
Would you ever kill someone?
I don't think so.
Do you prefer stripes or polka dots?
Stripes.
Do you dot your i's and cross your t's?
Yes.
Are you double jointed in any way?
No.
What kind of super power do you wish you had?
I just want to be Magneto.
Are you easily offended?
Depends on the topic.
How often do you watch the news?
Not very often. I read the news online a lot, though.
Do you have nightmares very much?
Yeah, I guess so.
Which Power Ranger was your favorite?
The green/white one. He was hott. With two t's.
Did the movie Jaws ever scare you?
Yes.
Have you ever cried to get away with something?
Sure.
What do you think of feminists?
I am a feminist.
Are you friends with anyone famous?
Not really. Just sort of friends with people with sort of famous parents and such.
Do you lack common sense sometimes?
Yes.
Are you afraid of snakes?
No.
Do you use recycle bins at your house?
Yes.
How hot do you like the water in your shower?
Pretty darn hot.
Do you ever walk around your house naked?
No.
What is your favorite art form?
Too hard.
Do you want to be bilingual?
I want to be way more than bilingual, but I don't want to work for it, so for now, I'm settling for English and mediocre German.
How many times a day do you look at the clock?
Many times.
Do you like to organize things?
Sometimes.
Are you going to have smile lines or frown lines when youre older?
Smile lines.
Do you floss your teeth every day?
No, just every once in a while. Tisk, tisk, I know.
Do you like the game Red Rover?
Yeah.
Which is better, thick crust or thin?
Thick.
How good are you at keeping secrets?
Depends. I usually tell my up north friends what's going on with my down south friends, because I want to talk to someone about stuff and they don't know one another.
What stupid little thing really stresses you out?
People walking around behind me.
Can you remember what you wore yesterday?
Yeah, jeans and a sweater with stripes on the sleeves over a gray camisole.
Which Disney parks have you been to?
Tokyo one.
What do you think the drinking age should be?
18.
Do you like to wear socks?
No. Fuck socks.
What is the last cartoon you watched?
King of the Hill, I think.
What does your bed comforter look like?
Small white and green checks.
Aside from Driver's Ed, who really taught you how to drive?
My parents.
What's the one thing you love/miss about your Grandma's cooking?
I mostly miss her bringing me plates of sliced apples and cheese. She's a really good cook, though, and can make a lot of awesome things.
If you had money to burn, what 3 charities would you donate to?
Dunno. Heifer, Invisible Children and a disease, I can't decide which.
What was the last school project you did?
I suppose my final paper for sociology.
What kind of music did your parents listen to while you were growing up?
We didn't listen to much music, at least, I don't remember it. I know my mother had, like, the Cranberries and a tape of showtunes.
Name 2 historic events that have happened in your lifetime:
No.
Who taught you to tie your shoes?
I don't remember.
Where did you go on your first official date?
I went to see Resident Evil.
Who was like your second mom or second dad?
Halley's mom.
What's your typical ice cream order at Dairy Queen?
I can't remember the last time I went to Dairy Queen.
Is your second toe longer than your first?
Yes.
Do you have a favorite type of pen?
I like the ballpoints that come in sacks of like 20. With the stripes, you know the ones.
Look at your planner for March 14, what are you doing?
Hahahaha, as if.
What color are your toenails usually?
I don't paint them.
What was the last thing you highlighted?
I don't remember.
What color are your bedroom curtains?
I don't have any.
What color are the seats in your car?
Black.
Have you ever had a black and white cat?
Yes, Socks.
What is the last thing you put a stamp on?
Postcard.
Do you know anyone who lives in Wyoming?
No.
Why did you withdraw cash from the ATM the last time?
I was going to Wing Stop with Tiffany.
Who is the last baby that you held?
I can't remember the last time I held a baby.
Do you know of any twins with rhyming names?
Um, I don't think so.
Do you like Cinnamon toothpaste?
It's okay.
What kind of car were you driving 2 years ago?
I didn't have my license two years ago.
Closest thing to you that is yellow:
Bag of pretzels.
Who is the last person you wrote a check to?
Natalie.
Closest framed picture to you?
Picture of Luke at his graduation.
Last time you had someone cook for you?
My mom made a salad for me the other day.
Last time you received flowers/flower?
I don't remember. My birthday a couple of years ago, maybe.
What are you listening to right now?
Silence.
Do you play air guitar?
When I've got the music in me.
Would you like to learn to play the drums?
Yes.
What color are the blinds in your living room?
No blinds in my living room.
What is in your inbox at work?
I'm unemployed.
What is the last place you bought pizza from?
Papa John's. It was not great.
What is the last thing you stapled?
One of my final papers.
Did you ever drink clear Pepsi?
No.
Are you ticklish?
Not really.
Who is the last person that left you a message on your cell?
Ian.
Do you have any pickles in your fridge?
Yes, but they are not mine.
Do you have a little black dress?
No, but maybe I should invest.
What is the single largest item in your apartment?
I think Sam and Natalie both have double beds.
How well can you write your name with your non dominant hand?
Not well.
What color is your bedroom?
White.
What type of computer mouse do you use?
Right now, I am using an ativa mouse. The more you know.
What is your earliest memory?
Dunno, all of my earliest memories are pretty vague and it's hard to place them in chronological order.
Have you ever jumped off of a high dive?
Yes, I love high dives! Too bad you don't see them anymore because there are idiots out there who can't jump off of one without smashing into the concrete. Seriously, how hard is it to aim for the large body of water?
Do you take vitamins?
Sometimes I eat Sam's. She always gets multivitamins that are disguised as candies - caramels and gummies and stuff.
Do you like to color inside the lines?
In coloring books, yeah.
What do you have set as your home page?
Google.
Do you think the sanctity of marriage is meant for only a man and a woman?
No.
Do you have your own radio?
Yes.
Where would you hate to have to work?
Fast food.
Who is on your speed dial?
No one.
Do you prefer lightbulbs or candles?
Lightbulbs.
How much money did you spend today?
None so far.
What are you sitting on right now?
A chair.
Do you look at yourself when you pass by reflective surfaces?
Yes. I'm vain.
Would you ever get plastic surgery?
Probs. Nothing big, more... *reconstructive.* Breast lift, that kind of thing.
Did you play with shaving cream when you were a kid?
Still do in the shower.
How big is your bed?
Twin.
Do you like the smell of Axe?
No. Shit's nasty.
Have you ever seen a volcano?
No.
What is the best halloween costume you have ever worn?
Clockwork Orange theme costume was pretty well executed, even if it's played out as an idea.
What kind of soap do you use?
Dove.
Can you snowboard?
I tried. It hurt a lot. I'd be willing to give it another go, though.
How many icons do you have on your dekstop?
Twelve or so.
What is the biggest amount of money you have ever had at one time?
$6,000, after last summer.
Do you understand how telephones work?
Pretty sure.
Do you write notes on your body?
Yeah, sometimes.
What is the prominent color in your closet?
Dunno.
What is sitting next to you right now?
A bunch of my mother's office crap.
Do you believe in lots of conspiracies?
Not a lot, no.
Do you own any really old video game systems?
What are we considering really old? I have a Game Gear around somewhere.
Are you good at baking?
I can follow a recipe, and it will turn out well, but I don't *just know* how to make anything. Also, man, I just don't enjoy baking like 99% of the time.
Have you ever made your own clothing?
Nope.
Do you prefer Tootsie Pops or Blow Pops?
Blow Pops.
Do you sneak into movie theatres?
No.
Are you a really fast text messager?
Yes.
Do you have anything you keep on you 24/7?
My hair.
Do you usually write in print or in cursive?
Cursive.
What was your first job?
I had a lemonade stand. Ha.
Do you prefer crushed ice or cubed?
Cubed.
What print is on your plates or cups in your kitchen?
I have no idea. Wait, that's dumb, I totally know this. We have some big white plates and some blue plates with, like, gray trim. All of our glasses are... glass-colored.
Have you ever made a mixed cd for someone?
Well, yes.
What do you want to buy from an infomercial?
ShamWOW! ... j/k, but maybe Slapchop. I just love that guy. "Don't cry over onions- there are too many reasons to cry - you don't have to cry anymore!"
Do you believe that animals have souls?
I'm not too keen on the idea of immortal souls, period.
What word/phrase do you find really annoying?
I hate when people misuse 'literally,' and, oh fuck, 'feel badly.' For fuck's sake. You don't feel badly. You're good at feeling. Shut up. I am aware that I don't use awesome grammar 24/sev, but 'feel badly' really gets to me.
Do you have a lava lamp or a black light?
No.
Do you find yourself not having enough electrical outlets?
No.
What is the longest you can wait patiently?
Depends. Am I waiting in line at the post office?
Have you ever been under anesthesia?
Yeah, when I had fucked up things done to my teeth.
Are your fingernails long or short?
I bite them. They are tiny and gross.
Are you afraid of bright colors?
I mean, no.
Has anyone ever accused you of being gay?
I have been hit on by chicks, but I wouldn't say they were *accusing* me of being gay.
Can you tell people honest things to their face?
Depends.
Would you rather eat grits or oatmeal?
Oatmeal, any day.
Do you own a kite?
No.
Have you ever run down and up an escalator or vice versa?
Yes.
What do you think of clothing for pets?
I dunno, Stanley has a couple of sweaters. He wears them in the snow. I hate walking him while he's wearing clothes because people look at me like I'm some kind of douchebag.
Do you tend to want things you cannot have?
Um, not generally. I want things that I could have now, but for which I will have to wait if I choose to remain in school and such.
Is it true that you can be anything you want to be?
No.
Were your parents honest to you about serious things when you were little?
No.
Would you ever dye your hair purple?
No.
Would you ever kill someone?
I don't think so.
Do you prefer stripes or polka dots?
Stripes.
Do you dot your i's and cross your t's?
Yes.
Are you double jointed in any way?
No.
What kind of super power do you wish you had?
I just want to be Magneto.
Are you easily offended?
Depends on the topic.
How often do you watch the news?
Not very often. I read the news online a lot, though.
Do you have nightmares very much?
Yeah, I guess so.
Which Power Ranger was your favorite?
The green/white one. He was hott. With two t's.
Did the movie Jaws ever scare you?
Yes.
Have you ever cried to get away with something?
Sure.
What do you think of feminists?
I am a feminist.
Are you friends with anyone famous?
Not really. Just sort of friends with people with sort of famous parents and such.
Do you lack common sense sometimes?
Yes.
Are you afraid of snakes?
No.
Do you use recycle bins at your house?
Yes.
How hot do you like the water in your shower?
Pretty darn hot.
Do you ever walk around your house naked?
No.
What is your favorite art form?
Too hard.
Do you want to be bilingual?
I want to be way more than bilingual, but I don't want to work for it, so for now, I'm settling for English and mediocre German.
How many times a day do you look at the clock?
Many times.
Do you like to organize things?
Sometimes.
Are you going to have smile lines or frown lines when youre older?
Smile lines.
Do you floss your teeth every day?
No, just every once in a while. Tisk, tisk, I know.
Do you like the game Red Rover?
Yeah.
Which is better, thick crust or thin?
Thick.
How good are you at keeping secrets?
Depends. I usually tell my up north friends what's going on with my down south friends, because I want to talk to someone about stuff and they don't know one another.
What stupid little thing really stresses you out?
People walking around behind me.
Can you remember what you wore yesterday?
Yeah, jeans and a sweater with stripes on the sleeves over a gray camisole.
Which Disney parks have you been to?
Tokyo one.
What do you think the drinking age should be?
18.
Do you like to wear socks?
No. Fuck socks.
What is the last cartoon you watched?
King of the Hill, I think.
What does your bed comforter look like?
Small white and green checks.
Aside from Driver's Ed, who really taught you how to drive?
My parents.
What's the one thing you love/miss about your Grandma's cooking?
I mostly miss her bringing me plates of sliced apples and cheese. She's a really good cook, though, and can make a lot of awesome things.
If you had money to burn, what 3 charities would you donate to?
Dunno. Heifer, Invisible Children and a disease, I can't decide which.
What was the last school project you did?
I suppose my final paper for sociology.
What kind of music did your parents listen to while you were growing up?
We didn't listen to much music, at least, I don't remember it. I know my mother had, like, the Cranberries and a tape of showtunes.
Name 2 historic events that have happened in your lifetime:
No.
Who taught you to tie your shoes?
I don't remember.
Where did you go on your first official date?
I went to see Resident Evil.
Who was like your second mom or second dad?
Halley's mom.
What's your typical ice cream order at Dairy Queen?
I can't remember the last time I went to Dairy Queen.
Is your second toe longer than your first?
Yes.
Do you have a favorite type of pen?
I like the ballpoints that come in sacks of like 20. With the stripes, you know the ones.
Look at your planner for March 14, what are you doing?
Hahahaha, as if.
What color are your toenails usually?
I don't paint them.
What was the last thing you highlighted?
I don't remember.
What color are your bedroom curtains?
I don't have any.
What color are the seats in your car?
Black.
Have you ever had a black and white cat?
Yes, Socks.
What is the last thing you put a stamp on?
Postcard.
Do you know anyone who lives in Wyoming?
No.
Why did you withdraw cash from the ATM the last time?
I was going to Wing Stop with Tiffany.
Who is the last baby that you held?
I can't remember the last time I held a baby.
Do you know of any twins with rhyming names?
Um, I don't think so.
Do you like Cinnamon toothpaste?
It's okay.
What kind of car were you driving 2 years ago?
I didn't have my license two years ago.
Closest thing to you that is yellow:
Bag of pretzels.
Who is the last person you wrote a check to?
Natalie.
Closest framed picture to you?
Picture of Luke at his graduation.
Last time you had someone cook for you?
My mom made a salad for me the other day.
Last time you received flowers/flower?
I don't remember. My birthday a couple of years ago, maybe.
What are you listening to right now?
Silence.
Do you play air guitar?
When I've got the music in me.
Would you like to learn to play the drums?
Yes.
What color are the blinds in your living room?
No blinds in my living room.
What is in your inbox at work?
I'm unemployed.
What is the last place you bought pizza from?
Papa John's. It was not great.
What is the last thing you stapled?
One of my final papers.
Did you ever drink clear Pepsi?
No.
Are you ticklish?
Not really.
Who is the last person that left you a message on your cell?
Ian.
Do you have any pickles in your fridge?
Yes, but they are not mine.
Do you have a little black dress?
No, but maybe I should invest.
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