First off, what\'s your name?
Allison.
Do you visit www.Surveys247.net often?
Well, no. I have never been there.
How many years have you been breathing?
22. Nearly 23! How eerie.
Height?
5'6"
Weight?
I honestly do not know.
Eye color?
Brown.
Hair color?
Brown.
Where were you born?
Huntsville, TX.
What high school did you graduate from?
Huntsville High.
Any hobbies/sports you\'re good at?
No.
Who inspires your wardrobe/appearance?
I wear pants and shirts.
The Down and Dirty
How many illegal drugs have entered your bloodstream?
Do you want to know how many individual kinds of drugs or how many total?
How many sex partners have you had?
3.
How old were you when you lost your virginity?
Fifteen.
Do you have an annoying voice?
Yes.
What is the most recent lie you told?
I told someone that what they said didn't bother me when it totally did.
Would you make a porno for 1 million dollars?
Would it be tasteful?
Would you perform sexual acts for money?
How much money? Which sexual acts?
Favorites:
Favorite color?
Yellow!
Favorite band/musician?
Too hard, move along.
Favorite ice cream flavor?
Right now, I'm really into Ben & Jerry's Dublin Mudslide. I think it tastes like if tiramisu were an ice cream.
Favorite holiday?
Christmas, New Year's
Favorite alcoholic beverage?
Maker's Mark
Favorite non-alcoholic beverage?
Water, coffee, orange soda.
Favorite store?
Does eBay count?
Favorite computer manufacturer?
I'm a PC, but all of my computers have been made by different manufacturers and they've all been great until dying in horrible accidents.
Favorite restaurant?
I don't have one.
Favorite movie?
Joe vs. the Volcano
Favorite book?
Jude the Obscure by Thomas Hardy
A little more personal:
Who sent the 17th message in your inbox?
Um, facebook.
Ever think of him/her naked?
Frequently.
Do you like sex?
Yes.
Why?
Er. I don't really know how to answer that.
Ever participate in a 3 some?
No.
Whose bed, other than your own, did you slept in last?
La Quinta's.
Was it hot?
The bed? Yeah, it was so hot I woke up sweaty and moved to the floor.
Do you talk to any of your exes?
Yeah.
Would you hook up with them?
Not with all of them, just with one.
Do you still think they\'re hot?
I don't date people I find unattractive.
Did you ever get it on at work?
Technically yes.
Did you ever have the urge to get it on at work?
...I did get it on at work.
Ever hook up with a co-worker?
Who the hell else do you think I hooked up with during work? A customer? Lord no. Customers are the worst.
Did your manager walk in on you?
Not in on the act, into me frantically hopping into my socks.
Did your parents ever walk in on you?
No.
Have you walked in on anyone?
No.
If so, who?
No one.
Are you feeling uncomfortable right now?
No. Fuck you.
