music shuffle thing

1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc).
2. Put it on shuffle.
3. Press play.
4. For every question, type the song that's playing.
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button.
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool. (I'm with Tiffany - "Psha, like I have to pretend that I'm cool.")

So this is supposed to be, like, the soundtrack of my life or something?

Opening Credits: The Modern Things - Bjork

Waking Up: Quinton's On The Way - The Pharcyde

First Day of School: Newest Industry - Husker Du

Falling in Love: Hungry Like The Wolf - Duran Duran

Fight Song: Funiculi Funicula - Luigi Denza (Haha!)

Breaking Up: Unfinished Sympathy - Massive Attack

Prom: Fernando - ABBA (This song always comes up when I do these things. Always.)

Lifes Ok: You Ain't Much Fun - Toby Keith (yeah, I knowwwww)

Mental Breakdown: Blues Five Spot - Thelonious Monk

Driving: Stangers Die Every Day - Butthole Surfers

Flashback: Return of the Mack - Mark Morrison (awesome)

Getting Back Together: Run - Faust

Birth of a Child: Spaced Cowboy - Sly & The Family Stone

Wedding: Instrumental - Galaxie 500

Final Battle: Courtship Dating - Crystal Castles

Death Scene: The Modern Leper - Frightened Rabbit (I'm going to die of leprosy?)

Funeral Song: High Plains Drifter - Beastie Boys

End Credits: Nerves - Bauhaus

Tiffany was right!

1. What time did you get up this morning? I didn't get up this morning. I woke up at 3:00 pm.

2. Diamonds or pearls? Pearls.

3. What was the last film you saw at the cinema? NEW fucking MOON.

4. What is your favorite TV show? Jeopardy!, Metalocalypse, Antiques Roadshow.

5. What do you usually have for breakfast? Coffee.

6. What is your middle name? Leah.

7. What food do you dislike? Olives, tomatoes.

8. What is your favorite CD at the moment? CD? How old-fashioned.

9. What kind of car do you drive? Bitch, I ride public transportation.

10. Favorite sandwich? I just love sandwiches, man.

11. What characteristic do you despise? I really hate when people epic-ize everything. And when someone can't take responsibility for his/her actions.

12. Favorite item of clothing? Probably my hooded winter coat. That I've needed to take to be dry-cleaned... all fucking winter. Maybe next year, favorite coat.

13. If you could go anywhere in the world on vacation, where would you go? Oh, man, what a difficult question.

14. Favorite brand of clothing? I have no idea. I guess Levi's since all of my jeans are Levi's.

15. Where would you retire to? Somewhere awesome.

16. What was your most recent memorable birthday? Well, it's easy to remember my 23rd, as it just happened. I bet it will remain memorable, though. I lost a shot contest and got belted by a waitress.

17. Favorite sport to watch? Anything if I pick someone to root for/against.

18. Furthest place you are sending this? I'm not sending this anywhere. Furthest? It's the internet, I'm not printing this shit out to mail to Japan.

19. Person you expect to send it back first? I'm not sending it anywhere.

20. Random fact? I recently began using Google Chrome, and I love it!

21. Are you a morning person or a night person? I suppose I'm more of a night person.

22. What is your shoe size? 9.

23. Pets? Stanley!

24. What did you want to be when you were little? I wanted to be a figure skater and paleontologist.

25. How old are you today? I just turned 23.

26. What is your favorite candy? Sno Caps, Swedish Fish, Reese's anything

27. What is your favorite flower? Tulips.

28. What is a day on the calendar you are looking forward to? I dunno.

30. What are you listening to right now? Nothin'.

31. What was the last thing you ate? A blondie bar last night.

32. Do you wish on stars? Sometimes, sure.

33. If you were a crayon, what color would you be? Robin's Egg Blue

34. How is the weather right now? It looks kind of spooky out. Supposedly this big winter storm is rolling in.

35. The first person you spoke to on the phone today? My mom.

36. Favorite soft drink? Sunkist, Dr. Pepper, Coke.

37. Favorite restaurant? I don't know.

38. What is your true hair color? Brown. The color it is now.

39. What was your favorite toy as a child? Probably all my little plastic animal toys.

40. Summer or winter? Spring!

41. Hugs or kisses? Depends on from whom.

42. Chocolate or vanilla? Ugh.

43. Coffee or tea? Coffee.

44. Do you want your friends to email you back? If I email them, sure.

45. When was the last time you cried? Oh, man, yesterday at some stupid TV show.

46. What is under your bed? Nothing, my mattress is on the floor.

47. What did you do last night? Got high with Sam and watched stuff.

48. What are you afraid of? Lots.

49. Salty or sweet? Right now, something savory sounds awesome.

50. How many keys on your key ring? Three: outside door, inside outside door, our door.

51. How many years at your current job? I'm unemployed.

52. Favorite day of the week? Thursday.

53. How many towns have you lived in? Five.

54. Do you make friends easily? No.

55. How many people will you send this to? Zero.

56. How many people will respond? Zero.

boom

This survey was called 'Get the Dirt on Me.' Yeah, okay, we'll see about that. Fuck, I hate everyone who makes these.

First off, what\'s your name?

Allison.

Do you visit www.Surveys247.net often?

Well, no. I have never been there.

How many years have you been breathing?

22. Nearly 23! How eerie.

Height?

5'6"

Weight?

I honestly do not know.

Eye color?

Brown.

Hair color?

Brown.

Where were you born?

Huntsville, TX.

What high school did you graduate from?

Huntsville High.

Any hobbies/sports you\'re good at?

No.

Who inspires your wardrobe/appearance?

I wear pants and shirts.

The Down and Dirty

How many illegal drugs have entered your bloodstream?

Do you want to know how many individual kinds of drugs or how many total?

How many sex partners have you had?

3.

How old were you when you lost your virginity?

Fifteen.

Do you have an annoying voice?

Yes.

What is the most recent lie you told?

I told someone that what they said didn't bother me when it totally did.

Would you make a porno for 1 million dollars?

Would it be tasteful?

Would you perform sexual acts for money?

How much money? Which sexual acts?

Favorites:

Favorite color?

Yellow!

Favorite band/musician?

Too hard, move along.

Favorite ice cream flavor?

Right now, I'm really into Ben & Jerry's Dublin Mudslide. I think it tastes like if tiramisu were an ice cream.

Favorite holiday?

Christmas, New Year's

Favorite alcoholic beverage?

Maker's Mark

Favorite non-alcoholic beverage?

Water, coffee, orange soda.

Favorite store?

Does eBay count?

Favorite computer manufacturer?

I'm a PC, but all of my computers have been made by different manufacturers and they've all been great until dying in horrible accidents.

Favorite restaurant?

I don't have one.

Favorite movie?

Joe vs. the Volcano

Favorite book?

Jude the Obscure by Thomas Hardy

A little more personal:

Who sent the 17th message in your inbox?

Um, facebook.

Ever think of him/her naked?

Frequently.

Do you like sex?

Yes.

Why?

Er. I don't really know how to answer that.

Ever participate in a 3 some?

No.

Whose bed, other than your own, did you slept in last?

La Quinta's.

Was it hot?

The bed? Yeah, it was so hot I woke up sweaty and moved to the floor.

Do you talk to any of your exes?

Yeah.

Would you hook up with them?

Not with all of them, just with one.

Do you still think they\'re hot?

I don't date people I find unattractive.

Did you ever get it on at work?

Technically yes.

Did you ever have the urge to get it on at work?

...I did get it on at work.

Ever hook up with a co-worker?

Who the hell else do you think I hooked up with during work? A customer? Lord no. Customers are the worst.

Did your manager walk in on you?

Not in on the act, into me frantically hopping into my socks.

Did your parents ever walk in on you?

No.

Have you walked in on anyone?

No.

If so, who?

No one.

Are you feeling uncomfortable right now?

No. Fuck you.