Surv.

Can you fill this out without lying?
Probably. I doubt you'll ask anything really intense.

What's the last thing you put in your mouth?
I'm drinking coffee.

Where was your default picture taken?
On Facebook? Lisa took it. On the L.

Last person you rode in a car with under the age of 20?
Jesus! Probably one of my brothers.

Can you play guitar hero?
Yes. I'm pretty good at it. Would be better if I owned the stupid game.

Name someone that made you laugh today?
I've only been awake for half an hour and haven't spoken with anyone.

How late did you stay up last night and why?
I stayed up until 2:30ish. Was watching a movie with Sam.

If you could move somewhere else, would you?
I love New York, but I do feel a little itchy and restless.

Which of your friends lives closest to you?
Haha, Sam. She lives, like, fifteen feet from me.

Do you like calling or texting better?
Texting.

How do you feel about Diet Dr Pepper?
Vomit in my mouth.

Where is your biological father right now?
Work, I guess- no wait, it's summer. No idea! Asleep?

Where are you right now?
Couch in the living room.

What bed did you sleep in last night?
My bed.

What was the last thing someone bought for you?
Liz bought me a bottle of vodka.

Who took your profile picture?
Lisa.

Who was the last person you took a picture of?
Sam & Stanley.

Was yesterday better than today?
So far, yeah, but today hasn't been very long for me.

Can you live a day without TV?
Yes.

Do you think relationships are ever really worth it?
I think most relationships are worth it, if only because you learn a lot from them. Ooh.

Are you a bad influence?
I don't think so. Maybe.

What items could you not go without during the day?
Phone.

Would you share a drink with a stranger?
A roofie colada? For me? Oh, you're too kind.

Have you ever thrown shoes on a telephone wire?
No.

How do you feel about your life right now?
It's fine.

Last person you talked to on the phone?
Lisa.

Can you easily tell if someones fake?
I hope so.

Can you handle the truth?
What truth?

Do you get 8 hours of sleep everyday?
No.

What was the last book you read?
Half-Blood Prince.

Do you hate the last guy you had a conversation with?:
Sometimes when he leaves gross stuff in the sink.

Is there something you always wear?
Earrings.

What were you doing 30 minutes ago?:
I woke up.

Urban Dictionary

Rules:
Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions.
Post the first definition it gives you. *Tag FIVE people.*

1.) Your name?
Allison

A woman defined by brains, beauty, class, and membership in the upper echelons of society. Can usually be found wearing pearls or sorority letters.

"Allison, jeeves is bringing around the polo pony. In the meantime, would you like a hot toddy?"

2.) Your age?
22

1) A .22 caliber handgun
2) Any rim that measures 22 inches in size
3) Slang term used for women to let you know they are prostitutes.

1) Don't tote no 22's
2) Magnum cost me 22, sat it on them 22's
3) Lil mama super thick, she say she 22

(All examples from Rick Ross' Hustlin)

3.) One of your friends?
Sam

Sam means the name of one person who is:
Super
At
Masterbation

4.) What should you be doing right now?
Nothing

Actually means "something," but is used when you don't feel like explaining.

Hey, whatcha doin'?

(clearly working on something complex and important) Nothing.

5.) Favorite color?
Yellow
1. The hue of the portion of the visible spectrum lying between orange and green.
2. A racist remark based on the skin color of Asians.
3. That song by Coldplay.

6.) Birthplace
Huntsville

Possibly the most EXCITING place in alabama.
First of all there is a hill there. Second of all, there are giant rockets on it that you can see from miles away. Also there are a zillion chain resturants and many mighty fine office parks. There is even (dun, dun, DUNNN!) an art museum in downtown. And, just wait until Christmastime when 12-ft tall lighted figurines pepper the residential neighborhoods with their awesome, albeit unnerving, glow of holiday cheer. Yee hohoho!!!!

Um, wrong.

7.) Month of your birth?
February

February is the best month of the year. Its still nice and cold and snowy, but you know that spring is just around the corner if you're tired of all the bad weather. February is also the most unique month. 28 days long,(unless its every four years on a 'leap' year)
Valentines day is also in February. (the fourteenth)It's a fun holiday named after St. Valentine, and it's for cute happy couples. Many single or unhappy peope celebrate the anti Valentines day, ie. Singles awareness day.

People born in February are without a doubt the Cutest, Smartest, and Funniest set of people. If you are born after the 20th, you are also a PICES. This is the best Zodiac sign.

"Kristy is so cute! Shes nice too! How did she get so purfect and talented?"
"She was born in February"
"OF COURSE! THAT MUST BE IT"

8.) Last person you talked to
Liz
1. (Verb) The act of being incredibly cool. Commonly misunderstood to mean "one who is attracted to homosexual men."
2. (Adjective) A positive attribute that one possesses, or can be gained by physical and mental labor, similar to coolnessand beauty.