Are you ready for some questions that you barely find in other surveys?
Go on and thrill me.
You're locked in a room with the person you last kissed, any problems?
No. No problems. Let's make out.
Have you ever kissed anyone who's name starts with S, T, C, or D?
Yes.
Are you currently reading a book?
Kind of. I'm skimming around like eight books, for unlike the rest of the world, I am still writing papers.
What is your current annoyance?
Construction going on outside. Whirring dumb machinery.
What was the last beverage you had?
Coffee. Eeeeeeee. Eee. E.
Are you someone who worries too often?
I don't know. I don't know how much other people worry.
When was the last time you talked to the person you last kissed?
Like two weeks ago.
Would you ever take someone back after they cheated on you?
Maybs.
Have you ever liked someone who all your friends hated?
I don't think so.
Do you have any siblings?
I have two younger brothers. I thought these questions were going to be ~sPeCiAl~. You promised. Dick.
What did you do last night?
Nothin'.
Does it matter if your bf/gf smokes?
No.
Do you know anyone who drinks a lot?
Well, sure.
Would you go out in public, looking like you do now?
No, I wouldn't. I am wearing a blanket and my hair is in a towel.
What color are your eyes?
Brown.
Who is the last male you talked to through a text?
My uncle Joel.
Do you remember your dreams?
Sometimes. Most of the time. They fade throughout the day, though.
Does anyone think you are a bitch?
Oh, probably.
Did you wake up before 8 this morning?
Yes.
Do you wear eyeliner?
Yes.
Did you speak to your father today?
No.
Do you miss your past?
Some parts.
Have you ever skipped school just because you were tired?
Yes.
Do you get mad easily?
Yes.
Have you ever been around someone who was high?
This is dumb.
Last thing you purchased?
Cigarettes.
What was your last bruise from?
I have no idea where it came from or what caused it. It's just there.
Have you ever felt like you weren’t good enough?
I mean, probably. Good enough for what?
Did you dress up on Halloween? What were you?
Never as a kid.
Do you judge people you don't know?
That's what people watching is all about.
Has anybody ever told you that you have pretty eyes?
Sure.
Have you ever been asked out by someone you didn't want to date?
I only get asked out by people I don't want to date.
Has the last person you texted ever been mad at you before?
Yeah.
Have you ever searched for your own house on Google Earth?
Of course.
Who is the ugliest person that you know?
Not touching this. What a terrible question. J/k, it's Tiffany.
...J/k, Tiffany is hot.
Do any of your top friends have a tongue ring?
Zak took his one out, but he can still put toothpicks through the hole.
Do any of your top friends have a nose ring?
I have one.
When will be the next time you text someone?
I don't know.
How much money did you spend today?
35 and some change... oh, that means I lied on the question about what was the last thing I purchased. The last thing I purchased was a MetroCard.
What will you be doing tomorrow?
I don't know. The world is my oyster.
Have you ever cried while in the shower?
Yes! The shower is the best place to cry.
Do you know anyone that smokes pot?
Didn't we have this question already? Sort of?
How do you feel about your hair right now?
I feel good about it.
Have you ever slept in the same bed as your friend?
Which friend do you mean?
Why did you kiss the last person you kissed?
Because I wanted to.
Is your best friend a slut?
This question offends me.
Do you know anyone with the same name as you?
Yes.
Last person you talked on the phone with?
Natalie.
Who do you blame for your bad mood today?
I'm not in a bad mood.
What was the first thing you did this morning?
I woke up.
What are you looking forward to right now?
Summer fun!
Do you miss someone?
Obviously.
If you could go back in time and change something, would you?
I don't want to fuck with the space-time continuum.
What did you do today?
Bored now.
Have you ever done anything illegal?
I won't admit to anything, but I may or may not have jaywalked.
Where will you be 5 hours from now?
Probably on this very couch.
Has anyone ever borrowed something from you and never returned it back?
Yes.
Have you ever ran away?
Yeah, I ran away in elementary school. I did not get far.
Truth or dare always turns sexual, doesn't it?
Yes. That is the nature of truth or dare.
Do you wish someone would turn up at your front door right now?
God, no. Let me at least put on some clothes.
Do you want any children?
Right now, I feel like I won't ever want children, but who knows?
What was the last thing you laughed really hard about?
Stanley totally faceplanting.
What did you wake up to this morning?
The sweet sound of my oscillating fan.
Do you prefer group dates or single ones better?
Hanging out with a bunch of couples sounds kind of lame.
Last 4 people to text message you?
Mom, Joel, Andy, Natalie.
Did you sleep alone last night?
Yes.
How many piercings do you have?
Five.
Do you want someone dead?
No.
How old do you look?
9.
Have you seen any of the Saw movies?
I saw the second one. It was so boring.
Is there one person in your life that can always make you smile?
Probably.
What are you listening to right now?
Nothing.
Do you believe you can change someone?
I can encourage someone to change themselves, but I can't change shit myself.
Has someone ever spread a nasty rumor about you?
Yeah.
Did you kiss or hug anyone today?
No.
When is your birthday?
Feb. 1.
Nice 'interesting' questions, asshole.
Go on and thrill me.
You're locked in a room with the person you last kissed, any problems?
No. No problems. Let's make out.
Have you ever kissed anyone who's name starts with S, T, C, or D?
Yes.
Are you currently reading a book?
Kind of. I'm skimming around like eight books, for unlike the rest of the world, I am still writing papers.
What is your current annoyance?
Construction going on outside. Whirring dumb machinery.
What was the last beverage you had?
Coffee. Eeeeeeee. Eee. E.
Are you someone who worries too often?
I don't know. I don't know how much other people worry.
When was the last time you talked to the person you last kissed?
Like two weeks ago.
Would you ever take someone back after they cheated on you?
Maybs.
Have you ever liked someone who all your friends hated?
I don't think so.
Do you have any siblings?
I have two younger brothers. I thought these questions were going to be ~sPeCiAl~. You promised. Dick.
What did you do last night?
Nothin'.
Does it matter if your bf/gf smokes?
No.
Do you know anyone who drinks a lot?
Well, sure.
Would you go out in public, looking like you do now?
No, I wouldn't. I am wearing a blanket and my hair is in a towel.
What color are your eyes?
Brown.
Who is the last male you talked to through a text?
My uncle Joel.
Do you remember your dreams?
Sometimes. Most of the time. They fade throughout the day, though.
Does anyone think you are a bitch?
Oh, probably.
Did you wake up before 8 this morning?
Yes.
Do you wear eyeliner?
Yes.
Did you speak to your father today?
No.
Do you miss your past?
Some parts.
Have you ever skipped school just because you were tired?
Yes.
Do you get mad easily?
Yes.
Have you ever been around someone who was high?
This is dumb.
Last thing you purchased?
Cigarettes.
What was your last bruise from?
I have no idea where it came from or what caused it. It's just there.
Have you ever felt like you weren’t good enough?
I mean, probably. Good enough for what?
Did you dress up on Halloween? What were you?
Never as a kid.
Do you judge people you don't know?
That's what people watching is all about.
Has anybody ever told you that you have pretty eyes?
Sure.
Have you ever been asked out by someone you didn't want to date?
I only get asked out by people I don't want to date.
Has the last person you texted ever been mad at you before?
Yeah.
Have you ever searched for your own house on Google Earth?
Of course.
Who is the ugliest person that you know?
Not touching this. What a terrible question. J/k, it's Tiffany.
...J/k, Tiffany is hot.
Do any of your top friends have a tongue ring?
Zak took his one out, but he can still put toothpicks through the hole.
Do any of your top friends have a nose ring?
I have one.
When will be the next time you text someone?
I don't know.
How much money did you spend today?
35 and some change... oh, that means I lied on the question about what was the last thing I purchased. The last thing I purchased was a MetroCard.
What will you be doing tomorrow?
I don't know. The world is my oyster.
Have you ever cried while in the shower?
Yes! The shower is the best place to cry.
Do you know anyone that smokes pot?
Didn't we have this question already? Sort of?
How do you feel about your hair right now?
I feel good about it.
Have you ever slept in the same bed as your friend?
Which friend do you mean?
Why did you kiss the last person you kissed?
Because I wanted to.
Is your best friend a slut?
This question offends me.
Do you know anyone with the same name as you?
Yes.
Last person you talked on the phone with?
Natalie.
Who do you blame for your bad mood today?
I'm not in a bad mood.
What was the first thing you did this morning?
I woke up.
What are you looking forward to right now?
Summer fun!
Do you miss someone?
Obviously.
If you could go back in time and change something, would you?
I don't want to fuck with the space-time continuum.
What did you do today?
Bored now.
Have you ever done anything illegal?
I won't admit to anything, but I may or may not have jaywalked.
Where will you be 5 hours from now?
Probably on this very couch.
Has anyone ever borrowed something from you and never returned it back?
Yes.
Have you ever ran away?
Yeah, I ran away in elementary school. I did not get far.
Truth or dare always turns sexual, doesn't it?
Yes. That is the nature of truth or dare.
Do you wish someone would turn up at your front door right now?
God, no. Let me at least put on some clothes.
Do you want any children?
Right now, I feel like I won't ever want children, but who knows?
What was the last thing you laughed really hard about?
Stanley totally faceplanting.
What did you wake up to this morning?
The sweet sound of my oscillating fan.
Do you prefer group dates or single ones better?
Hanging out with a bunch of couples sounds kind of lame.
Last 4 people to text message you?
Mom, Joel, Andy, Natalie.
Did you sleep alone last night?
Yes.
How many piercings do you have?
Five.
Do you want someone dead?
No.
How old do you look?
9.
Have you seen any of the Saw movies?
I saw the second one. It was so boring.
Is there one person in your life that can always make you smile?
Probably.
What are you listening to right now?
Nothing.
Do you believe you can change someone?
I can encourage someone to change themselves, but I can't change shit myself.
Has someone ever spread a nasty rumor about you?
Yeah.
Did you kiss or hug anyone today?
No.
When is your birthday?
Feb. 1.
Nice 'interesting' questions, asshole.
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