Survey V

1. last beverage → Coffee.
2. last phone call → Tom.
3. last text message → Don't remember.
4. last song you listened to → Islands in the Stream!
5. last time you cried → I almost cried yesterday, but I manned up.

SIX HAVE YOU EVER:
6. dropped your phone in the toilet → No, but I have dropped my passport in the toilet.
8. dated someone twice → Twice isn't enough. I need to date someone at least sixteen times before I can move forward.
9. been cheated on → That gets a bit technical. Were we broken up or weren't we? I say no, he says yes.
10. kissed someone & regretted it → Yes.
11. lost someone special → Yes.
12. been depressed → Well, sure.
13. been dumped → Yes.

LIST FOUR FAVORITE COLORS:
14. Yellow
15. Brown
16. Red
17. Green

THIS year HAVE YOU:
18. Made new friends → Yeah!
19. Fallen out of love → No.
20. Laughed until you cried → Yes.
21. Met someone who changed you → Yes.
22. Found out who your true friends were → I don't think I ever didn't know who my true friends are.
23. Found out someone was talking about you → Maybe. Everyone talks.
24. Kissed anyone on your friends list → Yes.
25. How many people on your friends list do you know in real life → Most of them.
26. How many kids do you want to have → None.
27. Do you have any pets → Stanley!
28. Do you want to change your name → No, I love my name.
29. What did you do for your last birthday → Went to a Superbowl party.
30. What time did you wake up today → 11:00am.
31. What were you doing at midnight last night → Watching a movie.
32. Name something you CANNOT wait for → Um, nothing.
33. Last time you saw your father → Over Christmas break.
34. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life → I wish I my iTunes shuffle would quit trying to force me to listen to the same song I don't want to listen to, among other things.
35. What are you listening to right now → Steve Earle, haha. I'm on a country kick. It helps me get in the spirit of housecleaning.
36. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom → Yes.
37. What's getting on your nerves right now → Nothing, I feel pretty good.
38. Most visited webpage → Gmail.
39. Whats your real name → Allison.
40. Nicknames→ I don't think I have any.
41. Relationship Status → Single.
42. Zodiac sign → Aquarius.
43. Male or female or transgendered → Female.

44. Elementary → Bluebonnet Academy, Lifestyle Christian School.
45. Middle School → Huntsville Intermediate School, Mance Park Middle School.
46. High school → Huntsville High School.
47. Hair color → Brown.
48. Long or short → I like it long.
49. Height → 5'5"
50. Do you have a crush on someone → Not really.
52: What do you like about yourself → Lots of things.
53. Piercings → I have some.
54. Skipped Class → Yes.
55. Righty or lefty → Righty.

FIRSTS :
56. First love → That one guy.
57. First piercing → Ears, when I was... eleven?
58. First best friends → Holly, Mallory, Halley.
60. First pet → Otis or Opie, I can't remember which came first, or if we had them both when I was born.
61. First vacation → Galveston.
62. First concert → Our Lady Peace, haha.
63. First crush → I don't know. Jess Mooney, I think, in second grade.

RIGHT NOW:
64. Eating → Nothing.
65. Drinking → Nothing.
66. I'm about to → Continue eating and drinking nothing.
67. Listening to → Nas.
68. Waiting for → Nothing.

YOUR FUTURE :
69. Want kids → No.
70. Want to get married → Maybe. Cross that bridge when I come to it.
71. Careers in mind → Archaeologist.

WHICH IS BETTER WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX?
72. Lips or eyes → Eyes.
73. Hugs or kisses → Eh.
74. Shorter or taller → Taller.
75. Older or Younger → Older.
76. Romantic or spontaneous → Um, both?
77. Nice stomach or nice arms → Arms.
78. Sensitive or loud → Both, when it's appropriate.
79. Hook-up or relationship → Neither right now.
80. Trouble maker or hesitant → I don't know. This is dumb.

HAVE YOU EVER :
81. Kissed a stranger → Yes.
82. Dined & Dashed → No, that's a shitty thing to do.
83. Lost glasses/contacts → I have no idea where my glasses are.
84. Sex on first date → I mean, I've had sex with someone I wasn't dating, but I've never had sex on a first official date.
85. Broken someone's heart → I don't think so.
86. Had your own heart broken → Yes.
87. Been arrested → Yes.
88. Turned someone down → Yes.
89. Cried when someone died → Yes.
90. Liked a friend that is a girl? → Yes.

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
91. Yourself → Yes.
92. Miracles → No.
93. Love at first sight → No.
94. Heaven → No.
95. Santa Clause → No.
96. Kiss on the first date → That's sweet, but you don't need to take me on a date.
97. Angels → No.

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:
98. Is there one person you want to be with right now → No.
99. Had more than one boyfriend/girlfriend at one time → No.
100. Posting this as 100 Truths → No.

Survey IV

1. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?
Not really. Sort of Alison Krauss and sort of my mother's twirling coach or something. My grandfather just really liked the name Allison.

2. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED?
I mostly cry when I get high and watch TV, which happens frequently. I last cried during an episode of Skins.

3. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
Yes.

4. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT?
Like... ham. I don't know what brand.

5. DO YOU HAVE KIDS?
Hell no.

6. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?
I like to think I would be.

7. DO YOU USE SARCASM?
Yeah, sometimes, I guess.

8. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS?
Yes.

9. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP?
Yes.

10. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL?
Reese's Puffs, Cinnamon Toast Crunch. All the sugary, teeth-rotting kinds.

11. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF?
No.

13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM?
All sorts, really.

14. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE?
Probably how one carries oneself.

Where'd #15 go?

16. WHAT IS YOUR LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOURSELF?
I'm an emotional basketcase, I can't take any kind of unsolicited criticism, I am defensive and mean.

17. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST?
I miss a lot of people. Huntsville friends, Amherst friends, my mom, dad, brothers and grandparents.

18. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO COMPLETE THIS LIST?
Sure.

19. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING?
Blue (jeans) and white chucks.

20. FAVORITE SOUNDS:
Certainly not the dog barking his head off, which is happening at present.

21. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW?
Fucking Stanley going nuts.

22. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE?
Burnt umber.

23. FAVORITE SMELLS?
Gasoline, freshly cut grass, my perfume, baking desserts.

24. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?
I believe it was Pesha.

25. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU?
I took it from Tiffany, and I am quite fond of her.

26. FAVORITE SPORTS TO WATCH?
Golf.

27. HAIR COLOR?
Brown.

28. EYE COLOR?
Brown.

29. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS?
Yes.

30. FAVORITE FOOD?
Sushi, various curries, ice cream, various sandwiches, candies of all sorts, falafel

31. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDINGS?
Scary movies.

32. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED?
Pump up the Volume.

33. WHAT COLOR SHIRT ARE YOU WEARING?
I'd say it's hunter green, but I could be wrong.

34. SUMMER OR WINTER?
Spring!

35. HUGS OR KISSES?
I abhor all forms of physical contact.

36. MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND?
No one is going to do this. I would have said Tiffany, but she's already done it.

38. LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND?
Everyone.

39. BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW?
I started rereading Vanity Fair today.

40. WHAT IS ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?
No mouse pad.

41. WHAT DID YOU WATCH ON TV LAST NIGHT?
Marathon of Wife Swap.

43. ROLLING STONES OR BEATLES?
Beatles.

44. WHAT IS THE FARTHEST YOU HAVE BEEN FROM HOME?
Japan.

45. DO YOU HAVE A SPECIAL TALENT?
No.

46. WHERE WERE YOU BORN?
Huntsville, Texas.

Soul Survivor

IF SOMEONE SAYS 'ARE YOU OKAY' YOU SAY?
Armistice Day - Paul Simon

HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF?
Straight Line - Wire

WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
Cough Syrup - Butthole Surfers

HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
Never Had No One Ever - the Smiths

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
Oh Yeah! - Foxy Brown

WHAT'S YOUR MOTTO?
Terminator und Popeye - We Butter the Bread with Butter

WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
Computer Blue - Prince

WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
I'm a Mindless Idiot - Meat Puppets

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
Security of the First World - Public Enemy

WHAT IS 2 + 2?
Girls Want to Be with the Girl - Talking Heads

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
Krautrock - Faust

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
Rory Rides Me Raw - Vaselines

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
Endless Endless - Kraftwerk

WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Spoilt Victorian Child - the Fall

WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
Elephant Talk - King Crimson

WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
The Devil's Eye - Go-Betweens

WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
Four Left Feet - the Ditty Bops

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST FEAR?
Future Days - Can

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
Rodeo in Joliet - the Jesus Lizard

WHAT DO YOU WANT RIGHT NOW?
Love Goes On! - the Go-Betweens

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
Crows - the Mountain Goats

WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?
Soul Survivor - Rolling Stones

Survey III

I suppose I'll just keep doing these!

1. Do you know anyone in prison? Um, I don't think so. Wait, yes! Yes, I do.

2. Have you ever logged onto a boyfriend/girlfriend/crush's myspace? No, but I can't say I wouldn't look if I sat down at my imaginary boyfriend/girlfriend/crush's computer and his/her/its page was up. I'm a curious lad.

3. When is the last time you ate peanut butter and jelly? Oh, I have no idea.

4. Do you have a desk in your room? Yes. It's covered in shit, though. Functioning more as a table (or just a surface) than a desk.

5. Have you ever gotten naked at a party? Yeah, though I'm pretty sure the last time I was naked at a party was a slumber party with truth or dare and stuff, so it must have been many moons ago.

6. What kind of car insurance do you have? I don't have car insurance.

7. Are you named after one of your parents or grandparents? No.

8. Does your first significant other still live in the same town as you? No.

9. Do you throw up gang signs? No.

10. Have you ever broken a rib? No.

11. Would you rather be a girl or a guy? Oh, I'm pretty down with being me.

12. Who is the most spoiled person you know? I'm pretty spoiled in terms of getting my way about things, but I suppose Andy is the most spoiled person I know in terms of having a lot of pricey material goods.

13. Would you rather have a million dollars or true love? Right now, at this moment, I would rather have the million dollars. I'm going to assume taking the million dollars doesn't preclude my finding true love in the future.

14. Have you ever had sex in church? No.

15. Is your boyfriend/girlfriend a marine? I don't have a boyfriend.

16. Do you watch the Grammy's? I watched last year. It was boring as shit.

17. Would you ever work for the border patrol? No.

18. Which one word would describe your last relationship: Fun.

19. Would you rather date someone 2 years older then you or 20 years older then you? Two years older.

20. Have you ever had a eating disorder? No.

21. Do you have a porn collection? No.

22. How many proms have you been to in your life? Just the one.

23. Have you ever been in a inter-racial relationship? No.

24. Is your birthday on a holiday? Groundhog's Day Eve. Oh, and National Freedom Day (thanks Tiffany!).

25. Are you old enough to vote? Yes.

26. Do you have any friends or family in the War right now??? No.

28. Do you worry about global warming? No, I can't honestly say that I do.

29. Do you like polar bears? Yes.

30. Have you ever been cheated on? Them's murky waters.

31. What kind of birth control do you use? Condoms.

32. What slang word(s) do you call marijuana? Uh, I don't know. Pot. Weed.

33. Are you an atheist? Yes. Well, not really. I don't know/particularly care if there is a god, but I find that people leave me alone about it more when I say I'm atheist. When you say agnostic, people see opportunity.

34. Did you lose your virginity to your neighbor? No. Ugh, no, ew. Just thinking about making it with my neighbors over the years. It would have been so very inappropriate.

35. Did or do you think your childhood dreams will come true? I will probably never become a world-class figure skater. Or a paleontologist. But that's okay.

36. Do you wear your sweetie's clothes? I ain't got one of them.

37. What's your opinion on gold diggers? There are a lot of reasons people get into relationships, not all of them love, but I don't think that automatically invalidates them. I mean, it's a less than ideal situation and true gold-digger behavior is sketchy, for sure, but I don't know, I don't feel comfortable drawing the line between seeking financial security/stability, opportunism and gold-digging. I don't like this question. < -- coming back to this sober, I think all I meant was that if both parties are aware of the nature of the relationship, it's okay.

38. Are you a country or city girl/boy? Uh, neither. I guess I am a small-town girl.

39. Is your car a 2002 or higher? I don't have a car.

40. Do you floss daily? No.

Survey II

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.

"sistent and systematic hypothesis concerning the causes of suicide,"

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can.
What's there?
The dog.

3.
What is the last thing you watched on TV?
The Office.

4.
Without looking, guess what time it is:
Ah, shit, I looked.

5. Now look at the clock.
What is the actual time?
It's 5:02.

6.
With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
The dishwasher, a car driving by.

7.
When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
Twenty minutes ago. I smoked a cigarette and let Stanley run around a bit.

8.
Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
Other websites.


9.
What are you wearing?
Jeans and a t-shirt.

10.
Did you dream last night?
Probably.

11.
When did you last laugh?
Earlier?

12.
What is on the walls of the room you are in?
A few posters.

13.
Seen anything weird lately?
I saw a guy roughing up a girl in a doorway. That's not weird, really, but it was fucked up.

14.
What do you think of this quiz?
It's a great way to waste time.


15.
What is the last film you saw?
Um, I saw part of King Corn.

16.
If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
Real estate.

17.
Tell me something about you that I don't know:
I can hula many hoops at once.

19.
Do you like to dance?
Yes.

20.
George Bush:
That's not a question.

21.
Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
Ew. I have no idea.

22.
Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
I have no idea. And ew.

23.
Would you ever consider living abroad?
Yes.

24.
What do you want to say to God when you reach the pearly gates?
What up. Surprise!