Survey

If anyone ever has reason to respond to any notes I leave (Lisa, Tiffany?), write it here. I'm going to do a survey.

What is the single largest item in your apartment?
I think Sam and Natalie both have double beds.

How well can you write your name with your non dominant hand?
Not well.

What color is your bedroom?
White.

What type of computer mouse do you use?
Right now, I am using an ativa mouse. The more you know.

What is your earliest memory?
Dunno, all of my earliest memories are pretty vague and it's hard to place them in chronological order.

Have you ever jumped off of a high dive?
Yes, I love high dives! Too bad you don't see them anymore because there are idiots out there who can't jump off of one without smashing into the concrete. Seriously, how hard is it to aim for the large body of water?

Do you take vitamins?
Sometimes I eat Sam's. She always gets multivitamins that are disguised as candies - caramels and gummies and stuff.

Do you like to color inside the lines?
In coloring books, yeah.

What do you have set as your home page?
Google.

Do you think the sanctity of marriage is meant for only a man and a woman?
No.

Do you have your own radio?
Yes.

Where would you hate to have to work?
Fast food.

Who is on your speed dial?
No one.

Do you prefer lightbulbs or candles?
Lightbulbs.

How much money did you spend today?
None so far.

What are you sitting on right now?
A chair.

Do you look at yourself when you pass by reflective surfaces?
Yes. I'm vain.

Would you ever get plastic surgery?
Probs. Nothing big, more... *reconstructive.* Breast lift, that kind of thing.

Did you play with shaving cream when you were a kid?
Still do in the shower.

How big is your bed?
Twin.

Do you like the smell of Axe?
No. Shit's nasty.

Have you ever seen a volcano?
No.

What is the best halloween costume you have ever worn?
Clockwork Orange theme costume was pretty well executed, even if it's played out as an idea.

What kind of soap do you use?
Dove.

Can you snowboard?
I tried. It hurt a lot. I'd be willing to give it another go, though.

How many icons do you have on your dekstop?
Twelve or so.

What is the biggest amount of money you have ever had at one time?
$6,000, after last summer.

Do you understand how telephones work?
Pretty sure.

Do you write notes on your body?
Yeah, sometimes.

What is the prominent color in your closet?
Dunno.

What is sitting next to you right now?
A bunch of my mother's office crap.

Do you believe in lots of conspiracies?
Not a lot, no.

Do you own any really old video game systems?
What are we considering really old? I have a Game Gear around somewhere.

Are you good at baking?
I can follow a recipe, and it will turn out well, but I don't *just know* how to make anything. Also, man, I just don't enjoy baking like 99% of the time.

Have you ever made your own clothing?
Nope.

Do you prefer Tootsie Pops or Blow Pops?
Blow Pops.

Do you sneak into movie theatres?
No.

Are you a really fast text messager?
Yes.

Do you have anything you keep on you 24/7?
My hair.

Do you usually write in print or in cursive?
Cursive.

What was your first job?
I had a lemonade stand. Ha.

Do you prefer crushed ice or cubed?
Cubed.

What print is on your plates or cups in your kitchen?
I have no idea. Wait, that's dumb, I totally know this. We have some big white plates and some blue plates with, like, gray trim. All of our glasses are... glass-colored.

Have you ever made a mixed cd for someone?
Well, yes.

What do you want to buy from an infomercial?
ShamWOW! ... j/k, but maybe Slapchop. I just love that guy. "Don't cry over onions- there are too many reasons to cry - you don't have to cry anymore!"

Do you believe that animals have souls?
I'm not too keen on the idea of immortal souls, period.

What word/phrase do you find really annoying?
I hate when people misuse 'literally,' and, oh fuck, 'feel badly.' For fuck's sake. You don't feel badly. You're good at feeling. Shut up. I am aware that I don't use awesome grammar 24/sev, but 'feel badly' really gets to me.

Do you have a lava lamp or a black light?
No.

Do you find yourself not having enough electrical outlets?
No.

What is the longest you can wait patiently?
Depends. Am I waiting in line at the post office?

Have you ever been under anesthesia?
Yeah, when I had fucked up things done to my teeth.

Are your fingernails long or short?
I bite them. They are tiny and gross.

Are you afraid of bright colors?
I mean, no.

Has anyone ever accused you of being gay?
I have been hit on by chicks, but I wouldn't say they were *accusing* me of being gay.

Can you tell people honest things to their face?
Depends.

Would you rather eat grits or oatmeal?
Oatmeal, any day.

Do you own a kite?
No.

Have you ever run down and up an escalator or vice versa?
Yes.

What do you think of clothing for pets?
I dunno, Stanley has a couple of sweaters. He wears them in the snow. I hate walking him while he's wearing clothes because people look at me like I'm some kind of douchebag.

Do you tend to want things you cannot have?
Um, not generally. I want things that I could have now, but for which I will have to wait if I choose to remain in school and such.

Is it true that you can be anything you want to be?
No.

Were your parents honest to you about serious things when you were little?
No.

Would you ever dye your hair purple?
No.

Would you ever kill someone?
I don't think so.

Do you prefer stripes or polka dots?
Stripes.

Do you dot your i's and cross your t's?
Yes.

Are you double jointed in any way?
No.

What kind of super power do you wish you had?
I just want to be Magneto.

Are you easily offended?
Depends on the topic.

How often do you watch the news?
Not very often. I read the news online a lot, though.

Do you have nightmares very much?
Yeah, I guess so.

Which Power Ranger was your favorite?
The green/white one. He was hott. With two t's.

Did the movie Jaws ever scare you?
Yes.

Have you ever cried to get away with something?
Sure.

What do you think of feminists?
I am a feminist.

Are you friends with anyone famous?
Not really. Just sort of friends with people with sort of famous parents and such.

Do you lack common sense sometimes?
Yes.

Are you afraid of snakes?
No.

Do you use recycle bins at your house?
Yes.

How hot do you like the water in your shower?
Pretty darn hot.

Do you ever walk around your house naked?
No.

What is your favorite art form?
Too hard.

Do you want to be bilingual?
I want to be way more than bilingual, but I don't want to work for it, so for now, I'm settling for English and mediocre German.

How many times a day do you look at the clock?
Many times.

Do you like to organize things?
Sometimes.

Are you going to have smile lines or frown lines when youre older?
Smile lines.

Do you floss your teeth every day?
No, just every once in a while. Tisk, tisk, I know.

Do you like the game Red Rover?
Yeah.

Which is better, thick crust or thin?
Thick.

How good are you at keeping secrets?
Depends. I usually tell my up north friends what's going on with my down south friends, because I want to talk to someone about stuff and they don't know one another.

What stupid little thing really stresses you out?
People walking around behind me.

Can you remember what you wore yesterday?
Yeah, jeans and a sweater with stripes on the sleeves over a gray camisole.

Which Disney parks have you been to?
Tokyo one.

What do you think the drinking age should be?
18.

Do you like to wear socks?
No. Fuck socks.

What is the last cartoon you watched?
King of the Hill, I think.

What does your bed comforter look like?
Small white and green checks.

Aside from Driver's Ed, who really taught you how to drive?
My parents.

What's the one thing you love/miss about your Grandma's cooking?
I mostly miss her bringing me plates of sliced apples and cheese. She's a really good cook, though, and can make a lot of awesome things.

If you had money to burn, what 3 charities would you donate to?
Dunno. Heifer, Invisible Children and a disease, I can't decide which.

What was the last school project you did?
I suppose my final paper for sociology.

What kind of music did your parents listen to while you were growing up?
We didn't listen to much music, at least, I don't remember it. I know my mother had, like, the Cranberries and a tape of showtunes.

Name 2 historic events that have happened in your lifetime:
No.

Who taught you to tie your shoes?
I don't remember.

Where did you go on your first official date?
I went to see Resident Evil.

Who was like your second mom or second dad?
Halley's mom.

What's your typical ice cream order at Dairy Queen?
I can't remember the last time I went to Dairy Queen.

Is your second toe longer than your first?
Yes.

Do you have a favorite type of pen?
I like the ballpoints that come in sacks of like 20. With the stripes, you know the ones.

Look at your planner for March 14, what are you doing?
Hahahaha, as if.

What color are your toenails usually?
I don't paint them.

What was the last thing you highlighted?
I don't remember.

What color are your bedroom curtains?
I don't have any.

What color are the seats in your car?
Black.

Have you ever had a black and white cat?
Yes, Socks.

What is the last thing you put a stamp on?
Postcard.

Do you know anyone who lives in Wyoming?
No.

Why did you withdraw cash from the ATM the last time?
I was going to Wing Stop with Tiffany.

Who is the last baby that you held?
I can't remember the last time I held a baby.

Do you know of any twins with rhyming names?
Um, I don't think so.

Do you like Cinnamon toothpaste?
It's okay.

What kind of car were you driving 2 years ago?
I didn't have my license two years ago.

Closest thing to you that is yellow:
Bag of pretzels.

Who is the last person you wrote a check to?
Natalie.

Closest framed picture to you?
Picture of Luke at his graduation.

Last time you had someone cook for you?
My mom made a salad for me the other day.

Last time you received flowers/flower?
I don't remember. My birthday a couple of years ago, maybe.

What are you listening to right now?
Silence.

Do you play air guitar?
When I've got the music in me.

Would you like to learn to play the drums?
Yes.

What color are the blinds in your living room?
No blinds in my living room.

What is in your inbox at work?
I'm unemployed.

What is the last place you bought pizza from?
Papa John's. It was not great.

What is the last thing you stapled?
One of my final papers.

Did you ever drink clear Pepsi?
No.

Are you ticklish?
Not really.

Who is the last person that left you a message on your cell?
Ian.

Do you have any pickles in your fridge?
Yes, but they are not mine.

Do you have a little black dress?
No, but maybe I should invest.