Facebook friends thing

Didn't want to actually post this on facebook...

1 Lisa
2 Blaine
3 Sam D
4 Tiffany
5 Zak
6 Olivia
7 Solomon H
8 Sam F
9 David J
10 Lester Mazor
11 Bradford
12 Alyssa
13 Joel
14 Amanda S


1. How did you meet 1?
We met at practice for the city swim team. Summer between fourth and fifth grades. The first thing she ever said to me: "I can swim like a manatee. Wanna see?" Then we swam like manatees together... and the rest is history?

2. What would you do if you never met 14?
Well, I can't possibly know that, but I imagine life would be a little bleaker. And I never would have had that interesting night where she had a seizure at the hookah bar.

3. What would you do if you dated 10?
God, that would be weird. Not much. He's a very old, married ex-professor guy with limited mobility and he lives in Germany. So I guess if we dated, our relationship would be comprised of emailing one another behind his wife's back.

4. Have you ever seen 8 cry?
Yes, and it was horrifically depressing.

5. Would 3 and 13 make a good couple?
No. Not at all. She is 21, has a boyfriend and lives in New York. He's in his forties, and I'm pretty sure he's not interested in women.

6. Describe 9.
I dunno. He's a pretty cool guy. I'm a big fan.

7. Do you like 6?
Most of the time.

8. Do you think 12 is attractive?
Yes.

9. When was the last time you talked to 9?
A few weeks ago.

10. Would you ever date 7?
No. He has slept with half of my friends. It would be weird and incestuous.

11. Where does 13 live?
Houston, TX.

12. What is the best thing about 1?
That's too hard. There are a lot of great things about Lisa.

13. What would you like to tell 10 right now?
I miss having Sunday brunch at his house with all my Berlin friends and enemies.

14. What is the best thing about 3?
Too hard. I don't feel like thinking about these.

15. Have you ever kissed 8?
No.

16. What's the best memory you have of 1?
Too hard.

17. When is the next time you're gonna see 12?
I... have no idea. We became friends on a forum when we were bored on the internet in late junior high, and have never actually met.

18. Is 5 pretty?
He's beautiful!

19. What was your first impression of 4?
I must have thought she was talking a big game, because we met when we were bragging about our climbing abilities on the playground.

20. Is 10 your best friend?
No.

21. Have you seen 6 in the last month?
Yes.

22. When was the last time you saw 13?
Christmas.

23. Is 11 interesting?
Yes.

24. When's the next time you'll see 1?
I hope to see her in April.

25. Are you really close to 7?
No.

26. Would you give 12 a hug?
Sure.

28. Do you know a secret about 2?
I don't think so.

29. Describe the relationship between 4 and 9.
Er, they are friends, but not like BFF. We all went to high school together.

30. What's your friendship like with 5?
Awesome. He's one of my best friends, and I won't hear a negative word spoken against him.

31. Have you ever danced with 13?
Maybe when I was, like, a small child.

32. How do you know 6?
We met in college.

33. Does 14 have a bf/gf?
I think she has a girlfriend kind of. An "It's Complicated" situation.

34. Have you ever wanted to punch 11 in the face?
No.

35. Has 3 met your mother?
No.

36. Have you traveled anywhere with 11?
No. Well, I went to AA with him once.

37. If you gave 7 $100, what would they spend it on?
Drugs.

38. What is your best memory of 4?
Shut up, shut up.

39. What is the one thing you most want 11 to know?
If I could go back in time, I would go on a date with him.

40. What was the last thing you did with 10?
Had goodbye dinner in Berlin with him at his house, mid-summer '07.

41. When did you meet 12?
On a forum in, like, 2000.

42. What do you like least about 8?
She is probably moving back to Maryland when she graduates in May. Even further away from me. Lame.