Survey II

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.

"sistent and systematic hypothesis concerning the causes of suicide,"

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can.
What's there?
The dog.

3.
What is the last thing you watched on TV?
The Office.

4.
Without looking, guess what time it is:
Ah, shit, I looked.

5. Now look at the clock.
What is the actual time?
It's 5:02.

6.
With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
The dishwasher, a car driving by.

7.
When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
Twenty minutes ago. I smoked a cigarette and let Stanley run around a bit.

8.
Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
Other websites.


9.
What are you wearing?
Jeans and a t-shirt.

10.
Did you dream last night?
Probably.

11.
When did you last laugh?
Earlier?

12.
What is on the walls of the room you are in?
A few posters.

13.
Seen anything weird lately?
I saw a guy roughing up a girl in a doorway. That's not weird, really, but it was fucked up.

14.
What do you think of this quiz?
It's a great way to waste time.


15.
What is the last film you saw?
Um, I saw part of King Corn.

16.
If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
Real estate.

17.
Tell me something about you that I don't know:
I can hula many hoops at once.

19.
Do you like to dance?
Yes.

20.
George Bush:
That's not a question.

21.
Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
Ew. I have no idea.

22.
Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
I have no idea. And ew.

23.
Would you ever consider living abroad?
Yes.

24.
What do you want to say to God when you reach the pearly gates?
What up. Surprise!