Survey III

I suppose I'll just keep doing these!

1. Do you know anyone in prison? Um, I don't think so. Wait, yes! Yes, I do.

2. Have you ever logged onto a boyfriend/girlfriend/crush's myspace? No, but I can't say I wouldn't look if I sat down at my imaginary boyfriend/girlfriend/crush's computer and his/her/its page was up. I'm a curious lad.

3. When is the last time you ate peanut butter and jelly? Oh, I have no idea.

4. Do you have a desk in your room? Yes. It's covered in shit, though. Functioning more as a table (or just a surface) than a desk.

5. Have you ever gotten naked at a party? Yeah, though I'm pretty sure the last time I was naked at a party was a slumber party with truth or dare and stuff, so it must have been many moons ago.

6. What kind of car insurance do you have? I don't have car insurance.

7. Are you named after one of your parents or grandparents? No.

8. Does your first significant other still live in the same town as you? No.

9. Do you throw up gang signs? No.

10. Have you ever broken a rib? No.

11. Would you rather be a girl or a guy? Oh, I'm pretty down with being me.

12. Who is the most spoiled person you know? I'm pretty spoiled in terms of getting my way about things, but I suppose Andy is the most spoiled person I know in terms of having a lot of pricey material goods.

13. Would you rather have a million dollars or true love? Right now, at this moment, I would rather have the million dollars. I'm going to assume taking the million dollars doesn't preclude my finding true love in the future.

14. Have you ever had sex in church? No.

15. Is your boyfriend/girlfriend a marine? I don't have a boyfriend.

16. Do you watch the Grammy's? I watched last year. It was boring as shit.

17. Would you ever work for the border patrol? No.

18. Which one word would describe your last relationship: Fun.

19. Would you rather date someone 2 years older then you or 20 years older then you? Two years older.

20. Have you ever had a eating disorder? No.

21. Do you have a porn collection? No.

22. How many proms have you been to in your life? Just the one.

23. Have you ever been in a inter-racial relationship? No.

24. Is your birthday on a holiday? Groundhog's Day Eve. Oh, and National Freedom Day (thanks Tiffany!).

25. Are you old enough to vote? Yes.

26. Do you have any friends or family in the War right now??? No.

28. Do you worry about global warming? No, I can't honestly say that I do.

29. Do you like polar bears? Yes.

30. Have you ever been cheated on? Them's murky waters.

31. What kind of birth control do you use? Condoms.

32. What slang word(s) do you call marijuana? Uh, I don't know. Pot. Weed.

33. Are you an atheist? Yes. Well, not really. I don't know/particularly care if there is a god, but I find that people leave me alone about it more when I say I'm atheist. When you say agnostic, people see opportunity.

34. Did you lose your virginity to your neighbor? No. Ugh, no, ew. Just thinking about making it with my neighbors over the years. It would have been so very inappropriate.

35. Did or do you think your childhood dreams will come true? I will probably never become a world-class figure skater. Or a paleontologist. But that's okay.

36. Do you wear your sweetie's clothes? I ain't got one of them.

37. What's your opinion on gold diggers? There are a lot of reasons people get into relationships, not all of them love, but I don't think that automatically invalidates them. I mean, it's a less than ideal situation and true gold-digger behavior is sketchy, for sure, but I don't know, I don't feel comfortable drawing the line between seeking financial security/stability, opportunism and gold-digging. I don't like this question. < -- coming back to this sober, I think all I meant was that if both parties are aware of the nature of the relationship, it's okay.

38. Are you a country or city girl/boy? Uh, neither. I guess I am a small-town girl.

39. Is your car a 2002 or higher? I don't have a car.

40. Do you floss daily? No.